What about a car says sporty to you? Is it 16-inch wheels that are body colored? If that's the case, then you'll love the Beretta GTZ.

What's even better is that the Beretta GTZ is referred to as a "high performance car." I guess in 1990, this was kind of true. It has tons of low end power and tons of front drive torque steer. That shows just how far we've come.

Also, check out that hand pump, inflatable lumbar. That's something I've never seen before.

But if you've had your eye on a Beretta, the GTZ is probably a good choice. I guess. Or take the bus. Either or.

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