Minivans and large wagons might be asking for it, but these ten cars scream 'get a room' from miles away.
Oh, for those of you out there who take this top ten as a challenge, here's the Jalopnik guide on how to have sex in any kind of car.
10.) DeLorean DMC-12
Back to the future, not to her panties.
Definitely the DeLorean. My head nearly touches the roof panel as it is and the center tunnel and armrest hold fairly close to your body. You aren't doing anything with the door closed, at least.
9.) Mazda MX-5
Finding that sweet spot in every corner, not elsewhere. Color-Commentary respectfully disagrees:
The answer is definitely not Miata. I have some fond memories of a black '96 Miata and a blonde classmate. The trick here is…oh, never mind. Let's just say it's definitely possible and leave it at that.
The real problem is you won't know which you miss more when they're gone from your life - the girl or the car.
Good for you!
8.) Nissan 370Z
Rear-wheel drive builds a wall between you. TokyoBayAquaLine is a regular when it comes to fast Datsuns:
I had sex in a 370Z Coupe once. Never again.
Cramped headroom, huge center tunnel, tiny confines, and things coming out of other things (both literally and figuratively) all added up to an experience that not only didn't climax, but caused a mess everywhere, that I myself had to clean up.
I also had sex in a 300ZX. At least with that, the T-Tops came off for easy head access.
Again, literally, and figuratively.
7.) Suzuki X90
They did not have sex in that car.
I.... I would.
All is well.
6.) Mazda RX-8
It's an issue with fast Mazdas.
You would think, with those suicide doors that entry/egress is improved, but its not. And that center transmission tunnel sucks up even more room. Front seats don't recline as much as you need to, and cabin is too tight to comfortably engage in relations. Source: personal experience.
I tried in my 1st generation RX-7, nogo.
5.) TVR 3500M
Of all British sports cars, this is one of the toughest, sex-wise. Patrick Frawley explains:
All the frustrations of a tiny English sports car (mit hardtop) plus the added obstacle of a pommel horse of a center console dividing the seats.
But at least it will definitely get both parties excited.
Suggested By: Patrick Frawley, Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons
4.) Lotus Elise
Colin Chapman left many things out of Lotuses to keep them light, including the option of having sex in them.
Bend her over the rollbar!
3.) Toyota MR2
It's you and the road, not you and the road.
I got a mkII and I would like someone to explain to me how the hell I'm supposed to have even a BJ in there.
I tried in one of these too. Much to the neighbors chagrin, doing so resulted in a lot of horn honking, but not much else.
2.) Morgan Three wheeler
You would be surprised how comfortable and spacious the Morgan Three Wheeler is. Having said that, humanity's survival should not depend on it.
1.) Peel P50
It's a little known fact that only the immigrants kept The Isle of Man populated after this hit the market.
Welcome back to Answers of the Day - our daily Jalopnik feature where we take the best ten responses from the previous day's Question of the Day and shine it up to show off. It's by you and for you, the Jalopnik readers. Enjoy!
Top Photo Credit: Supervixens