You're supposed to see the 2016 BMW 7 series at the upcoming Geneva Motor Show. Well, uh, here it is anyway.

Next March at Geneva is when BMW gets to wine up some journalists, show off a bunch of flattering press photos, and give the car the debut they think it deserves.

Pictures of the car at some kind of loading facility or who knows where turned up on AutoWeek.nl and Bimmerpost added some more explanation.

We're looking at a 2016 model 730d, the chassis code is G11.

The thing looks like somebody sat on an X5.

And it's got laser headlights!

Photos via Autoweek.nl and Bimmerpost