Ten Automotive Dealbreakers

Cars tell us a lot about their owners, and these ten signs indicate that you shouldn't be friends after all.

You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but watch out for the following:


10.) Stupid stickers in the window

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The Stig's Rustbelt Cousin should have known better:

My most recent ex had them, even though she was single. It was her, and her cats and dogs. I should have known...

Suggested By: The Stig's Rustbelt Cousin, Photo Credit: nikoretro


9.) Legs on the dash

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Jalopnik readers usually take this issue very seriously. It's also forbidden in my car, and not just because of what happens during a crash, but also because my girlfriend is 6.13 feet tall while my car is not.

Vertec puts it simple:

It's less about what they drive, but if they put their feet up on the dashboard I just can't handle it.

Suggested By: Vertec, Photo Credit: AlishaV


8.) The wrong set of wheels

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Giant wheels and low profile tires ruin otherwise-capable offroaders. And that's not to mention the doors...

Suggested By: davidj210, Photo Credit: PuyoDead


7.) The Fast and the Furious wannabe mods

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If you spent more money on your stereo, bodykit, exhaust, or other shit mods than your car, then sorry. Me no wanna talkie to you.

Let's be precise: If you spent more money on the mods than your car and it's still a piece of flashing shit, then it's a no go.

Suggested By: Takuro Spirit has a Camry Race Car according to Matt Farah, Photo Credit: Loren Javier


6.) Offensive bumper stickers

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Showing your support by ugly and often offensive bumper stickers is a very American thing, and it's also a bit like shouting during a conversation so nobody could disagree. Let's face it: most people couldn't care less about what you think.

Suggested By: philaDLJ, Photo Credit: _rockinfree


5.) Misbadged cars

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Well, at least this Russian R8 was funny. But all the BMW 316s out there with M badges are just ridiculous. ReverendDexter says the same about Mustangs:

Got a V6 Mustang? That's cool. Got a V6 Mustang with Cobra badges? You can go die in a fire. There's no excuse for that bullshit.

Suggested By: ReverendDexter, Photo Credit: Jalopnik


4.) Smug tree huggers

Smug alert by Proud to drive a beater:

"Early adopters" of "green" cars. Really what they are saying is they are on some sort of moral high horse and they want to spread their eco-crazy message the most smug way possible by buying a crappy car with a lot of flaws. They are never willing to admit these flaws and will always tell you how great their Leaf/volt/insight/early Prius is.

I've met plenty of otherwise nice people but then they get so smug and self important any time they can talk about their "eco-friendly" gimmick of a car.

Suggested By: Proud to drive a beater


3.) The opposite of a smug tree hugger

POD rings the redneck alert on rolling coal, and dal20402 agrees:

YES. This tells me that you just don't give a shit about the people around you. That probably means I don't want to know you, because I like people who are at least a bit considerate of others

Unless you have a Dodge Little Red Express, naturally.

Suggested By: POD


2.) Trash

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It's a car, not a rubbish bin, as $kaycog points out:

To me, it doesn't matter what kind of car they drive; but the deal breaker would be if they used their car for a trash can.

Suggested By: $kaycog, Photo Credit: 8one6


1.) Ignorance

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There's nothing worse than someone who misuses a rare or high performance car. Like letting classic Saab go to waste, or dawdling in an M3 like it was a Corolla. Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis expects you to know what you're driving:

Simply put. An owner who doesnt give a shit. It doesnt matter what you drive, as long as you know what you drive. Some one with a PT Cruiser who knows what he is driving is a hell of a lot better than someone with a M3 who doesnt have a clue.

Suggested By: Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis , Photo Credit: kenjonbro

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