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				A British cabbie was made to remove the small blue glass cross from his dashboard after a passenger complained <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8511053/Cab-driver-banned-from-displaying-phallic-cross.html">it looked too phallic</a>. Who, exactly, would see a cross and think "Penis?" A teenage boy, of course.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5801559/cab-driver-banned-from-displaying-crucifix-because-it-looks-like-a-penis" title="Click here to read more about Cab driver banned from displaying crucifix because it looks like a penis">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 May 2011 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Hardigree]]></dc:creator>
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				Go ahead: Search for "Asif Hussain Shah." Can't resist, can you? His plan is working, but that's nothing &mdash; wait 'til you see the interior. We're stone sober, and it freaked us the hell out.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5477855/pakistani-taxi-drivers-have-mad-google-skills-all-the-good-drugs" title="Click here to read more about Pakistani Taxi Drivers Have Mad Google Skills, All The Good Drugs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sam Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				A New York taxi company owner makes enough money to not only live near Monaco but also to buy a <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5110385/top-gear-reviews-tesla-roadster">Tesla Roadster</a>. More shocking? He wants his neighbors to actually know how he made his money with a <a href="http://www.greencarreports.com/blog/1036424_tesla-taxi-hybrid-cab-owner-customizes-electric-roadster">taxi-liveried</a> Tesla.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5379997/crazy-tesla-taxi-takes-customers-on-delusional-journey" title="Click here to read more about Crazy Tesla Taxi Takes Customers On Delusional Journey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Wes Siler]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wert]]></dc:creator>
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