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    Hackers Pwns Die Hard 4 Like Ford Gets Pwned By... Well, Hackers
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/15/09

    In reply to Hackers Pwns Die Hard 4 Like Ford Gets Pwned By... Well, Hackers
    oh man. I actually get Hackers OnDemand every few months. Terrible, terrible movie.


    (scrolls down movie list, selects Robocop II)

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    In reply to Hackers Pwns Die Hard 4 Like Ford Gets Pwned By... Well, Hackers
    What is this clip? It doesn't show up for some reason.


    Is it the movie Hackers?

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:


    I seriously hoped you guessed that.


    If so, good call.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: I did guess that. Thanks.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/15/09

    In reply to Hackers Pwns Die Hard 4 Like Ford Gets Pwned By... Well, Hackers
    "This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto." Huh? Right? Manifesto? "You may stop me, but you can't stop us all."
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    04/15/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: Manifesto. Such a good word. Like bungalow.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    04/15/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: HACK THE PLANET!
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    In reply to Hackers Pwns Die Hard 4 Like Ford Gets Pwned By... Well, Hackers
    "What's going on?" "In short, Duke, a shitstorm."

    Sounds a bit like the auto industry today.
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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    04/15/09

    In reply to Hackers Pwns Die Hard 4 Like Ford Gets Pwned By... Well, Hackers
    WTF????
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/16/09

    @I have a cat that can beat me up: Anything is possible when you have Vulcan Angelina Jolie on your side...
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    In reply to Hackers Pwns Die Hard 4 Like Ford Gets Pwned By... Well, Hackers
    I don't mind the Audi Q5 all over Jalop.


    Its not that I love the car, its pretty ok. Its that I think the colors look good as a layout theme.


    Its alot better than that Honda Power of Dreams shit and that creepy ass egg.

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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: Today's daily non sequitur is brought to you by...
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: I ad-blocked it. (firefox) Annoying as hell.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: You would think the influx of Audi cash into this site would afford us a new shiney preview button...
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: I thought I handled threadjacks, and random, totally unrelated comments?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @Ray Wert: YES! I FINALLY WON THE NON SEQUITUR OF THE DAY! NSOTD!


    What do I win, Ray?

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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: What's an ass egg?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Sorry, I couldn't think of anything to write about regarding Die Hard. All it made me think of is the reoccurring joke in Friends, which, in turn, made me ashamed that I not only have watched Friends, but that I still watch it. I blame society.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: I watch Friends as well. Jennifer Anistan gives up plausible deniability.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx:


    I touched on this earlier.


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: My apologies, Sir Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: I've started hating her. She's a wretched actress. I mean, none of the cast are especially shining stars of young talent, but I don't want to punch any of the other ones in the face, so they have that going for them.
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: Okay, good, I'm not the only one.


    Besides that she can't act for beans, she's easily the most plain-looking anyone anywhere ever. Meh.

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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/15/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: If you have to ask...
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Don't get me wrong, I'd bang the former Mrs. Pitt, but I'd have to tape her mouth shut so she wouldn't spew her toxic stupid all over me.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: Confused stares.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/15/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: The result of a hearty breakfast burrito and a cup of coffee.
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