Remember when a Nissan executive called GT-R owners "Parkinsons-ridden testicles with arms?" He should have called them "George of the Jungle." As in — watch out for that tree!

Our good friend Nic Phillips heard someone's Audi TT was stranded, so he offered to give it a push... on a Segway. Gyroscopes to the rescue!

This E36 BMW M3 passenger's Match.com profile reads: "Likes: burnouts, Bimmers, donuts on video. Dislikes: seatbelts, closed doors, and being thrown from my car." Thankfully, the man seems okay after being G-jected from his seat. (H/T to Steve!)

It's the holiday season and we don't care if you've been naughty or nice because we've got a big bag full of automotive FAIL waiting for you underneath our Doing It Wrong Hanukkah bush.

We've been making "that'll buff right out" jokes almost as long as this site has existed, which is why we're now pleased to finally see an entire site devoted to the meme. Our twelve favorite TBRO's below.

Spotted this weekend on the Upper East Side, these two Manhattanites are exhibiting exactly how not to use duct tape. Silly New Yorkers, everyone knows you go top to bottom, not left to right when duct-taping a ZipCar liftgate shut.

The best intentions of mice and modders often go awry. We follow up our last iteration of There, I Fixed It with a look through ten Jalopnik readers' best worst car mods.

We have no idea what happened here, but it would probably have been a good idea to get drunk after getting the boat in the water. [CarDomain]

This certainly takes badvertising to an entirely new level. Unfortunately, Cliff's products couldn't extinguish the irony. [Failblog via The Daily What]

You've gasped at our galleries of automotive FAIL and cringed at You're Doing it Wrong. Now get ready to bawl like a baby over There I Fixed It — a salute to impromptu solutions to everyday automotive problems.