And The Real Winner Is...

When you bring a 40-year-old air-cooled Volkswagen to a LeMons race, you expect to finish way, waaaay down in the standings. When your Type 3 Fastback pulls off a 39th-place (out of 123) finish, you get the Index of Effluency! » 9/12/10 7:15pm 9/12/10 7:15pm

And The Winner Is...

Nobody thought a Volkswagen would ever win, just as nobody believed it possible for a Nissan Z, Taurus SHO, or Saab to win. Today is Mitsubishi's day of improbable triumph! » 9/12/10 7:10pm 9/12/10 7:10pm

Yeehaw It's Texas Day One Over, Mid-Drive Mirage Leads!

Remember the Mid-Drive Crisis Mitsubishi Mirage? They all laughed when it entered the track! Well, nobody is laughing now, because the innovative Mitsu with the mid-mounted driver's seat now sits at the top of the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons standings! » 9/12/10 12:30am 9/12/10 12:30am

Watch a Day of LeMons BS Inspection In 2 Minutes

I'm too busy to take many photos during a LeMons BS Inspection— the gauntlet through which all entrants must pass in order to prove that they stayed within the $500 budget— when we have 120+ cars. Timelapse video time! » 9/11/10 2:00am 9/11/10 2:00am

Lord Humungus, Clowns, and a TR6: BS Inspection at the Yeehaw It's…

We're back at MSR Houston once again, and the LeMons Supreme Court sweated its way through a super-swampy hot day in Texas. Lots of Taurus SHOs, lots of BMW E36s, a couple of Mustang IIs, and much more! » 9/11/10 1:00am 9/11/10 1:00am

The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons Über Gallery

Yes, it's Über Time again, after a hiatus of a couple of races (sorry, participants of the South Fall '09 and Lamest Day races, no ÜGs for you). Nearly 2,000 photos of the action from Texas! » 11/07/09 7:00pm 11/07/09 7:00pm

The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009

LeMons race #20 took place last weekend, and we saw a BMW win for the third time. That brings BMW closer to Mazda's and Toyota's five LeMons wins apiece. Let's go check out the other 122 cars now! » 10/31/09 11:00am 10/31/09 11:00am

And The REAL Winner Is...

Sure, some folks will get all excited about some BMW or other, but the real LeMons cognoscenti know the Index Of Effuency is what matters. Congratulations, Black Knight Racing: It's Just A Flesh Wound! » 10/25/09 8:30pm 10/25/09 8:30pm

And The Winner Is... The Race Hard Race Ugly Soot BMW 325iS!

Things got pretty chaotic after the race and I've just got time to get you this crucial info before I board my flight back to California: the second-ever BMW E30 has won a LeMons race! » 10/25/09 8:20pm 10/25/09 8:20pm

Best Pit Cuisine In LeMons History, or Why We're All Moving To Chauvin,…

Working a 24 Hours Of LeMons race is exhausting, to put it mildly, so the LeMons HQ crew always seeks out the best pit party after a day's race session. The choice was easy last night! » 10/25/09 8:15am 10/25/09 8:15am

Advances In 24 Hours Of LeMons Penal System Cruelty: The Cultural…

When you're bringing the Traveling LeMons Circus to super-conservative Houston, what's the last thing that Texas races want to do? That's right, wear Mao caps and hold Little Red Books aloft while chanting revolutionary slogans! » 10/24/09 11:05pm 10/24/09 11:05pm