When you bring a 40-year-old air-cooled Volkswagen to a LeMons race, you expect to finish way, waaaay down in the standings. When your Type 3 Fastback pulls off a 39th-place (out of 123) finish, you get the Index of Effluency!

Nobody thought a Volkswagen would ever win, just as nobody believed it possible for a Nissan Z, Taurus SHO, or Saab to win. Today is Mitsubishi's day of improbable triumph!

Remember the Mid-Drive Crisis Mitsubishi Mirage? They all laughed when it entered the track! Well, nobody is laughing now, because the innovative Mitsu with the mid-mounted driver's seat now sits at the top of the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons standings!

I'm too busy to take many photos during a LeMons BS Inspection— the gauntlet through which all entrants must pass in order to prove that they stayed within the $500 budget— when we have 120+ cars. Timelapse video time!

We're back at MSR Houston once again, and the LeMons Supreme Court sweated its way through a super-swampy hot day in Texas. Lots of Taurus SHOs, lots of BMW E36s, a couple of Mustang IIs, and much more!

Yes, it's Über Time again, after a hiatus of a couple of races (sorry, participants of the South Fall '09 and Lamest Day races, no ÜGs for you). Nearly 2,000 photos of the action from Texas!

This is part 2 of the Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons Über Gallery.

This is part 5 of the Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons Über Gallery.

This is part 1 of the Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons Über Gallery.

This is part 6 of the Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons Über Gallery.