And The Real Winner Is...

When you bring a 40-year-old air-cooled Volkswagen to a LeMons race, you expect to finish way, waaaay down in the standings. When your Type 3 Fastback pulls off a 39th-place (out of 123) finish, you get the Index of Effluency! » 9/12/10 7:15pm 9/12/10 7:15pm

And The Winner Is...

Nobody thought a Volkswagen would ever win, just as nobody believed it possible for a Nissan Z, Taurus SHO, or Saab to win. Today is Mitsubishi's day of improbable triumph! » 9/12/10 7:10pm 9/12/10 7:10pm

Yeehaw It's Texas Day One Over, Mid-Drive Mirage Leads!

Remember the Mid-Drive Crisis Mitsubishi Mirage? They all laughed when it entered the track! Well, nobody is laughing now, because the innovative Mitsu with the mid-mounted driver's seat now sits at the top of the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons standings! » 9/12/10 12:30am 9/12/10 12:30am

Watch a Day of LeMons BS Inspection In 2 Minutes

I'm too busy to take many photos during a LeMons BS Inspection— the gauntlet through which all entrants must pass in order to prove that they stayed within the $500 budget— when we have 120+ cars. Timelapse video time! » 9/11/10 2:00am 9/11/10 2:00am

Lord Humungus, Clowns, and a TR6: BS Inspection at the Yeehaw It's…

We're back at MSR Houston once again, and the LeMons Supreme Court sweated its way through a super-swampy hot day in Texas. Lots of Taurus SHOs, lots of BMW E36s, a couple of Mustang IIs, and much more! » 9/11/10 1:00am 9/11/10 1:00am

Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The…

You already know about the Cultural Revolution Penalty, but that wasn't the only special punishment that the LeMons Supreme Court cooked up for those Texas miscreants! » 11/08/09 2:00pm 11/08/09 2:00pm

Armadillo VWs and Bikini Racers: The BS Inspections Of The Yeehaw It's…

With 130 or so cars on the track, we can expect a busy day for the LeMons Supreme Court. Here's a gallery from yesterday's BS Inspection to tide you over until I can do updates. » 10/24/09 10:00am 10/24/09 10:00am

In Honor Of Battle Of Hastings, 2005 Mini Cooper S Gets 1066 BS Penalty…

When we saw that Team Union Jack Racing would be bringing a 2005 Mini Cooper to the Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons, we figured we'd be seeing a Corolla-based "Mini." Nope! » 10/24/09 8:00am 10/24/09 8:00am

LeMons Judges Spend Long Day Dispensing Arbitrary Texas-Style Justice

Jugs of bribe booze aplenty. Serious cheaters. A trio of air-cooled Volkswagens. Incredible food cooked up by Louisianans. Just another day of LeMons BS Judging! » 10/24/09 12:01am 10/24/09 12:01am

Brava, Gremlin, Trio Of Air-Cooled VWs Gird For Next Weekend's Battle:…

Remember the Fiat Brava? Those lucky enough to be at the Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons will get to see a Brava take on a Karmann-Ghia, an AMC Gremlin, and a VW Fastback! » 10/17/09 10:30am 10/17/09 10:30am