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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    08/25/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    LOL... I expected "Ultimate Muscle" as in Kinnikuman... not two 3D musclemen chasing Kagamine Rin in Initial-D style.

    It looks like a spoof of this video BTW.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    08/25/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    I want to go drift a Transformer steamroller now!

    But honestly, that was weird and frightening. It also says something that the top Google result for "Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend" says it was submitted to YouTube by ThePurpleTentacle.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    08/25/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    Ok, so it's a little later than I promised, but I've now watched it at home.

    There are many, many questions I have about this video, but first and foremost is How the fnck did you find this, Ben?
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    It's the moment when he looks at the camera that gets me, as if the video's creator and I are sharing a moment of quiet acknowledgment.

    "Yep, you're really watching this, and you're kind of into it."
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    Image of suckerpin suckerpin
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    That's a little touge for me.
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    Scandinavian Flick promoted this comment suckerpin was starred suckerpin was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    08/24/09

    @Beef Bacon...?: niiiice
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    No, you know what, even I don't think I'm going to watch this.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    08/24/09

    @FP - Activity resumes!: Buck buck buck buckkawk!
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    08/24/09

    @Mike the Dog: In this case, that's not how you spell that last syllable.
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    Mike the Dog promoted this comment joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    08/25/09

    @joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: I was trying to heed Al's caution against unnecessary profanity. The message got across, didn't it?
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    Image of Jim Topoleski Jim Topoleski
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    As a gamer, I actually KNOW what this is about.

    Its a play on the CHO ANIKI series of games in Japan. And yes the games really DO involve two muscle bound guys riding each other and firing projectiles from their various orifices.

    It IS even more disturbing than I just described.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    08/24/09

    @Jim Topoleski: I knew this had to originate in Japan.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    Steam roll drifter's got mAd sKilz...
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    Brokeback Mountain has nothin' on this. It didn't have transformers, Segways, drifting, or creepy Baby-Sun. Nope, this is way gayer than Brokeback Mountain.
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    Image of hittatree_p hittatree_p
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    Can't Vin Diesel and Paul Walker just share a car anymore...
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    Alas, now we know what really happened to Toivonen.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    That's gotta be Japanese.

    That, and "flaming wreck" never used to be a double entendre.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/24/09

    @Elhigh: Who says? Remember that Russian Lamborghini crash a few months ago...?
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever

    Uhm....ah......well.......thankfully I can counter balance that with this to put me at even.....
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    Image of golferal - Now with more Segway! golferal - Now with more Segway!
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever
    No further comment needed
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    Formerlythegreatestdriver promoted this comment golferal - Now with more Segway! was starred golferal - Now with more Segway! was unstarred
    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    08/25/09

    @golferal - Now with more Segway!:
    Ooh... Direct straight-line path from absurd video homoeroticism to HIV/AIDS... Rather unevolved and uninformed on your part, in my opinion.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    08/24/09

    In reply to Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever

    That's the stoopidest thing I've ever seen. I'd like to see some sweet thing, like puppies, bunnies, lambs, etc. Things that'll bring a tear to your eye. How sweet is this shepard giving poor, lost sheep a ride home.
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    Image of .357 .357
    08/24/09

    @skaycog-live,love,drink!: He is giving it a ride, alright.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    08/24/09

    @.357: I guess you didn't read Chapter 69 of the Star Manual either.
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    Image of .357 .357
    08/24/09

    @skaycog-live,love,drink!: 69, eh?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    08/24/09

    @.357: Yes, right after 68 and immediately before 70.
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