Everything That's Ridiculous About The EPA's Vehicle Classes In Pictures

You know how the EPA classifies car sizes? It's pretty fantastic, if you're a fan of things that make no rational sense whatsoever, like I am. It's all done based on interior volumes, which on one level is a great idea, and on another level is insane. Here's a few pictures to show what I mean. » 11/18/14 9:30pm Tuesday 9:30pm

This Unfathomably Dark Anti-Drunk Driving Ad Is Full Of WTF​

The British government really, really likes it's bizarre driving ads. First there was the Northern Irish speeder who just decimated an entire classroom full of children, and now here's Kool & The Gang laying down a groovy soundtrack to a woman twitching and gasping her dying breaths. Viewer discretion advised, I guess? » 11/10/14 2:32pm 11/10/14 2:32pm

World's Douchiest Dating App Shows Tesla As Top Car Choice

Are you wondering what the rich, single, shallow, and horny people are driving? Of course you are — it's probably all you think about. Well, you're in luck, because the "successful and attractive" dating App Luxy polled 25,000 members about what they drive, and Tesla came out on top. The list is full of other… » 11/06/14 1:25pm 11/06/14 1:25pm

Automotive Supplier CEO's Wife Went Totally Ballistic On His Mistress

Johnson Controls is one of the largest automotive suppliers in the business, and there's a highly likely chance you've got some of their parts in your car. So it should be interesting to note that they just fired a consultant for having an affair with their CEO. And the whole thing is completely, brutally messy. » 10/08/14 1:48pm 10/08/14 1:48pm

These Basque Badasses Are Chopping Cars In Half With Axes

I know our readership skews overwhelmingly Basque, so forgive this refresher for the tiny percentage that may not be familiar with Basque customs. See, there's a Basque sport called Aizkolaritza, which is a wood-chopping competition. But, like any competition, you can improve it by replacing wood with Peugeots. » 9/30/14 11:58am 9/30/14 11:58am

There's A Land-Spaceship For Sale On eBay Right Now

If you've got about 90 large burning a hole in your fanny pack and you want a car, but are sick to death of boring rationality, boy are you in luck. Even better if you have a sort of fetish for giant, robotic insect-looking things. If that's you, you better check out this auction for Mike Vetter's ETV. » 9/24/14 5:33pm 9/24/14 5:33pm

Dickheads Drive By Bus Stop And Steal A Guy's Pizza

I'm not sure who these right-hand-drivers are, exactly, but what kind of jackass grabs a pizza out of a guy's hands as he waits for the bus? Poor bastard already has to take the bus, and now you take his pizza? Also, to the pizza-stealers: you laugh like how I imagine leprechaun nerds laugh before they shoot green… » 9/22/14 11:17pm 9/22/14 11:17pm

Teen Crashes SUV Because Idiot Friend Set His Armpit Hair On Fire

There's a good lesson here, and it's one far too often neglected in driver's ed programs: if you don't want to crash, be sure not to set fire to the driver's armpit hair. I know you're thinking "it's just an armpit fire— what's the big deal?" but the truth is it can seriously impair driving, like it did for some young… » 9/17/14 8:00pm 9/17/14 8:00pm

Dear God This Interminable Jaguar XE Launch/Play/Thing Was Embarrassing

Holy shit. I can't believe what I'm watching here. It's like dinner theater-grade Dickens mixed with watching your friend's deeply embarrassing cover band blended with public-service messages about home safety and doused liberally with powerful hallucinogens. Oh, and there's some Jags driven through all the mess. » 9/08/14 5:12pm 9/08/14 5:12pm

Watch A GT-R Smash Into A Flock Of Seagulls (Not The Band) At 160MPH

I know in certain beach communities, we're quite popular with the seagull population, which is why I'm issuing this warning: I think some seagulls get hurt or possibly killed in this video. That GT-R is hauling a significant amount of metric ass when it impacts that seagull flock, and the results aren't great. » 8/27/14 2:08pm 8/27/14 2:08pm