There's A Land-Spaceship For Sale On eBay Right Now

If you've got about 90 large burning a hole in your fanny pack and you want a car, but are sick to death of boring rationality, boy are you in luck. Even better if you have a sort of fetish for giant, robotic insect-looking things. If that's you, you better check out this auction for Mike Vetter's ETV. » 9/24/14 5:33pm Wednesday 5:33pm

Dickheads Drive By Bus Stop And Steal A Guy's Pizza

I'm not sure who these right-hand-drivers are, exactly, but what kind of jackass grabs a pizza out of a guy's hands as he waits for the bus? Poor bastard already has to take the bus, and now you take his pizza? Also, to the pizza-stealers: you laugh like how I imagine leprechaun nerds laugh before they shoot green… » 9/22/14 11:17pm 9/22/14 11:17pm

Teen Crashes SUV Because Idiot Friend Set His Armpit Hair On Fire

There's a good lesson here, and it's one far too often neglected in driver's ed programs: if you don't want to crash, be sure not to set fire to the driver's armpit hair. I know you're thinking "it's just an armpit fire— what's the big deal?" but the truth is it can seriously impair driving, like it did for some young… » 9/17/14 8:00pm 9/17/14 8:00pm

Dear God This Interminable Jaguar XE Launch/Play/Thing Was Embarrassing

Holy shit. I can't believe what I'm watching here. It's like dinner theater-grade Dickens mixed with watching your friend's deeply embarrassing cover band blended with public-service messages about home safety and doused liberally with powerful hallucinogens. Oh, and there's some Jags driven through all the mess. » 9/08/14 5:12pm 9/08/14 5:12pm

Watch A GT-R Smash Into A Flock Of Seagulls (Not The Band) At 160MPH

I know in certain beach communities, we're quite popular with the seagull population, which is why I'm issuing this warning: I think some seagulls get hurt or possibly killed in this video. That GT-R is hauling a significant amount of metric ass when it impacts that seagull flock, and the results aren't great. » 8/27/14 2:08pm 8/27/14 2:08pm

Watch A Flash Flood Sweep Cars Away Because Flash Floods Are Scary

Flash flood warnings up here in the Northeast are usually a bit superfluous. Each time there's a slight bit of drizzle, we get either flash flood watch or warning, and I still have yet to see a torrent rushing down my Brooklyn street. But out West, where it's usually dry, flash floods are incredibly serious business. » 8/06/14 6:30pm 8/06/14 6:30pm

Evil Beaver Attempts To Kill Family By Dropping A Tree On Their Car

Oh, beavers! They're so cute, right? What with their little waffle-ironed tails and buck teeth and insatiable woodlust? Wrong. They're not cute. If beavers could, they'd murder you and everyone you love. Just like this Canadian beaver tried to do when he heaved a whole tree onto a family's car. » 7/29/14 8:02pm 7/29/14 8:02pm

Man On The Hood Of Car Is The Most Terrifying Dash Cam You'll Ever See

Every "driver's worst nightmare" scenario involves a child jumping out to chase a ball, or a truck careening into your path, or breaking down on a lonely road. But a clearly drug-addled man, riding the hood of your car, staring you in the face with dead eyes and clawing at your windshield is much worse. » 7/26/14 1:30pm 7/26/14 1:30pm