Stupid Ad Shows Idiot Cramming Bags In a 911 Engine To Sell Luggage

Hey! Hey you! Idiot up there in the ad for Golla luggage! The one with your suspenders down like you just finished taking a really taxing crap? The one about to load his new expensive luggage into the engine of that Porsche? Yes, you. You're an idiot. A big dumb idiot who's about to get his clothes mulched. » 12/15/14 9:15am Monday 9:15am

This Was The Only Car Ever Designed To Steal Gas

Fuel efficiency is a big deal for car buyers today, even with gas prices currently delightfully low. To use less fuel, we have smaller engines, more turbocharging, hybrids, and so on. Sure, it all can save a driver money, but, you know, a car that was made to just steal its fuel would really solve things. And a… » 12/10/14 12:35pm 12/10/14 12:35pm

Guy Crushes Boss' Benz With Massive Earthmover -- Is It Staged?

In a way, the internet has really robbed us all of our innocence. And not just from the weird, filthy things we know we shouldn't be watching at work — I mean our fundamental sense of trust. Years ago, if you showed me a Betamax tape of a guy crushing his boss' car, I'd have believed you. Maybe we'd hug. Nowadays, I'm… » 12/09/14 12:45pm 12/09/14 12:45pm

This Kid Is The Best In The World At Desk Drifting

Sure, we were all pretty impressed with what Ken Block was doing with that bonkers Mustang in Gymkhana 7, but Block had some pretty big help there: most significantly, he was in a car, not a school desk. This kid here doesn't need some "car" with its "motor" and "wheels." Just a desk, some obstacles, and a pair of… » 12/02/14 11:46am 12/02/14 11:46am

Everything That's Ridiculous About The EPA's Vehicle Classes In Pictures

You know how the EPA classifies car sizes? It's pretty fantastic, if you're a fan of things that make no rational sense whatsoever, like I am. It's all done based on interior volumes, which on one level is a great idea, and on another level is insane. Here's a few pictures to show what I mean. » 11/18/14 9:30pm 11/18/14 9:30pm

This Unfathomably Dark Anti-Drunk Driving Ad Is Full Of WTF​

The British government really, really likes it's bizarre driving ads. First there was the Northern Irish speeder who just decimated an entire classroom full of children, and now here's Kool & The Gang laying down a groovy soundtrack to a woman twitching and gasping her dying breaths. Viewer discretion advised, I guess? » 11/10/14 2:32pm 11/10/14 2:32pm

World's Douchiest Dating App Shows Tesla As Top Car Choice

Are you wondering what the rich, single, shallow, and horny people are driving? Of course you are — it's probably all you think about. Well, you're in luck, because the "successful and attractive" dating App Luxy polled 25,000 members about what they drive, and Tesla came out on top. The list is full of other… » 11/06/14 1:25pm 11/06/14 1:25pm

Automotive Supplier CEO's Wife Went Totally Ballistic On His Mistress

Johnson Controls is one of the largest automotive suppliers in the business, and there's a highly likely chance you've got some of their parts in your car. So it should be interesting to note that they just fired a consultant for having an affair with their CEO. And the whole thing is completely, brutally messy. » 10/08/14 1:48pm 10/08/14 1:48pm

These Basque Badasses Are Chopping Cars In Half With Axes

I know our readership skews overwhelmingly Basque, so forgive this refresher for the tiny percentage that may not be familiar with Basque customs. See, there's a Basque sport called Aizkolaritza, which is a wood-chopping competition. But, like any competition, you can improve it by replacing wood with Peugeots. » 9/30/14 11:58am 9/30/14 11:58am

There's A Land-Spaceship For Sale On eBay Right Now

If you've got about 90 large burning a hole in your fanny pack and you want a car, but are sick to death of boring rationality, boy are you in luck. Even better if you have a sort of fetish for giant, robotic insect-looking things. If that's you, you better check out this auction for Mike Vetter's ETV. » 9/24/14 5:33pm 9/24/14 5:33pm

Dickheads Drive By Bus Stop And Steal A Guy's Pizza

I'm not sure who these right-hand-drivers are, exactly, but what kind of jackass grabs a pizza out of a guy's hands as he waits for the bus? Poor bastard already has to take the bus, and now you take his pizza? Also, to the pizza-stealers: you laugh like how I imagine leprechaun nerds laugh before they shoot green… » 9/22/14 11:17pm 9/22/14 11:17pm