Automotive Supplier CEO's Wife Went Totally Ballistic On His Mistress

Johnson Controls is one of the largest automotive suppliers in the business, and there's a highly likely chance you've got some of their parts in your car. So it should be interesting to note that they just fired a consultant for having an affair with their CEO. And the whole thing is completely, brutally messy. » 10/08/14 1:48pm 10/08/14 1:48pm

These Basque Badasses Are Chopping Cars In Half With Axes

I know our readership skews overwhelmingly Basque, so forgive this refresher for the tiny percentage that may not be familiar with Basque customs. See, there's a Basque sport called Aizkolaritza, which is a wood-chopping competition. But, like any competition, you can improve it by replacing wood with Peugeots. » 9/30/14 11:58am 9/30/14 11:58am

There's A Land-Spaceship For Sale On eBay Right Now

If you've got about 90 large burning a hole in your fanny pack and you want a car, but are sick to death of boring rationality, boy are you in luck. Even better if you have a sort of fetish for giant, robotic insect-looking things. If that's you, you better check out this auction for Mike Vetter's ETV. » 9/24/14 5:33pm 9/24/14 5:33pm

Dickheads Drive By Bus Stop And Steal A Guy's Pizza

I'm not sure who these right-hand-drivers are, exactly, but what kind of jackass grabs a pizza out of a guy's hands as he waits for the bus? Poor bastard already has to take the bus, and now you take his pizza? Also, to the pizza-stealers: you laugh like how I imagine leprechaun nerds laugh before they shoot green… » 9/22/14 11:17pm 9/22/14 11:17pm

Teen Crashes SUV Because Idiot Friend Set His Armpit Hair On Fire

There's a good lesson here, and it's one far too often neglected in driver's ed programs: if you don't want to crash, be sure not to set fire to the driver's armpit hair. I know you're thinking "it's just an armpit fire— what's the big deal?" but the truth is it can seriously impair driving, like it did for some young… » 9/17/14 8:00pm 9/17/14 8:00pm

Dear God This Interminable Jaguar XE Launch/Play/Thing Was Embarrassing

Holy shit. I can't believe what I'm watching here. It's like dinner theater-grade Dickens mixed with watching your friend's deeply embarrassing cover band blended with public-service messages about home safety and doused liberally with powerful hallucinogens. Oh, and there's some Jags driven through all the mess. » 9/08/14 5:12pm 9/08/14 5:12pm

Watch A GT-R Smash Into A Flock Of Seagulls (Not The Band) At 160MPH

I know in certain beach communities, we're quite popular with the seagull population, which is why I'm issuing this warning: I think some seagulls get hurt or possibly killed in this video. That GT-R is hauling a significant amount of metric ass when it impacts that seagull flock, and the results aren't great. » 8/27/14 2:08pm 8/27/14 2:08pm

Watch A Flash Flood Sweep Cars Away Because Flash Floods Are Scary

Flash flood warnings up here in the Northeast are usually a bit superfluous. Each time there's a slight bit of drizzle, we get either flash flood watch or warning, and I still have yet to see a torrent rushing down my Brooklyn street. But out West, where it's usually dry, flash floods are incredibly serious business. » 8/06/14 6:30pm 8/06/14 6:30pm