New Technology Allows You To Literally Smell PR Bullshit

The upcoming New York Auto show is going to be a big deal for Nissan, and not because of any car reveals or anything stupid like that. It's going to be big because Nissan will be the first carmaker in the history of time to willingly integrate a fragrance into their motor show stand. This is a game-changer, people. » 4/15/14 3:30pm 4/15/14 3:30pm

It's Leonard Nimoy's Birthday, So Here He Is Going Crazy In A Race Car

We're big fans of Leonard Nimoy here at Los Jalops, because everyone in the world is and if you aren't then you are committing some sort of crime. It's his 83rd birthday today, so to celebrate, here he is in 1973 driving a race car during a drug-induced paranoid delusion. » 3/26/14 12:40pm 3/26/14 12:40pm

Remarkable Canadian Idiot Drives Car With Club On Steering Wheel

Ever seen a Mark Rothko painting in person? In the right context, it's one of those subtly beautiful things that can re-ignite your faith in the value of mankind as a whole. If you want to know the exact opposite of that feeling, consider the case of this dipshit caught driving with an anti-theft Club on his car. » 3/07/14 3:00pm 3/07/14 3:00pm

Idiot Pisses On An Audi R8, Idiot Posts Video Of It To Internet

Look at this stupid excuse for an emotionally stunted manchild. He doesn't like how someone parks in an empty garage, so he decides to take a piss on it. And then he posts the evidence of it on Youtube. Idiot. I really hope this is a joke, and this is his own Audi R8, because Christ almighty. This is bad. » 3/04/14 12:45pm 3/04/14 12:45pm