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    Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!

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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    07/26/09

    In reply to Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
    That guy is still pissed he got 86'ed from a Def Leppard concert in 1987, give him a break.

    Reminds me of a joke.
    Q: What has seven arms and sucks?
    A: Def Leppard
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/26/09

    In reply to Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
    So is his hairstyle a tribute to the late Farah? 'Cause, like, I haven't seen hair like that on a dude since---well, with that comb-back, maybe never.
    Yeah, that sounds right.
    What year is it in Muncie?
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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    07/26/09

    In reply to Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
    I was just listening to the Missing Fingers while reading this, which I guess is semi-tangentially appropriate.

    And yes, Indiana is full of rednecks. This comes as no surprise.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    07/26/09

    In reply to Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
    My neighbor has a beagle who he taught to drive. So, on the occasion when he has over-indulged, he has the dog (named Rocky) drive him home. That's the only story I have.
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    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    07/26/09

    @skaycog 0.0: And your neighbor lives in Muncie, Northamptonshire?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    07/26/09

    @MarywithanM: Well, yes, as a matter of fact. I wondered if anybody would notice.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    07/26/09

    @skaycog 0.0: As a Beagle Owner, that's a little hard to believe, because they are obstinate and have a mind of their own. Plus, how the hell does he reach the pedals...
    (Oh, and that's a Basset Hound in the illustration)
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    07/27/09

    @UDMan: Well, obviously I don't know dog breeds. Thank you. :)
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/26/09

    In reply to Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
    Yeah, really all they ever had was transmissions.

    And glass canning jars.

    EDIT: And Jim fucking Davis, for what he's worth.
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    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    07/26/09

    In reply to Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!
    You asked for it!
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    07/26/09

    @MarywithanM: Thank you very much! Now I know what I'll be humming the rest of the day. :)
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    07/26/09

    @MarywithanM:

    I'd totally forgotten about this song until yesterday, while I was burning every song, save for a few, on the Billboard Top 100 list from 1956-2000 to MP3 so I can have a changer's worth of tunes on a single CD.

    This specific song title made me say, "huh", so I played it. What's stranger is, for no reason, whatsoever, I started with 1970.

    I'm properly freaked out.
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