When you sign up to be a taxi driver, you get the keys to a taxi cab. When you sign up to be a mining truck driver, you get the keys to a mining truck. Clearly, one is better than the other.
From tractors to skid loaders to forklifts, work vehicles seem like they were designed with one goal in mind: hoonage. Okay, they were really just designed for work, but they're perfect for hoonage, too.