We were cruising Woodward a couple minutes ago, scoping things out for spontaneous conflagrations of coolness, and we got way more than we bargained for. Parked outside the Dairy Deluxe, an ice cream parlor staple along the Ave, was a pair of Corvette ZR1s. So of course, like moths to a flame we descended for picture…

Nothing says "special" like discounted sunglasses, and that's just one of the many perks that come from purchasing your limited-availability, $25 Woodward Dream Cruise "VIP Cruisers" pass. Only 12,500 of the passes are available, giving you special access to metro-Detroit cruising events throughout August, along with…

We're going to go ahead and apologize in advance for this one. We're really sorry, but we are driven by a perverse, schadenfreude-like desire to share what we have seen and heard — the Woodward Dream Cruise song. How about a game? Hit play and see how long you last, then make the jump to share in the misery.