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    Wolfgang Bernhard Riding Back Into Daimler Management

    Wolfgang Bernhard To Take Control At Chrysler — Sort Of

    Wolfgang Bernhard's Riding The Chrysler Group Like A Tomahawk Hemi-Cycle

    Speculation No More! Chrysler Group Sold To Cerberus Capital Management!

    More Chrysler Group Sales Speculation: Bernhard's Back On The Back Of A Three-Headed Dog

    One Down: Wolfgang Exits Stage Left At VW, Will Chrysler Group's LaSorda Be Next?

    It's Expected, He's Gone: Bernhard No Longer to Represent Vee Dub

    Autoexremist, er, Autoexcremist, er Autoextremist: Hey, Ho, Eberhardt Must Go!

    Wolfgang & Winterkorn Get Kicked Up a Notch at VW

    Autoextremist's Predictions for '06
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    02/10/09

    In reply to Wolfgang Bernhard Riding Back Into Daimler Management
    "Hey, maybe Dieter Zetsche is putting the band back together!"


    They're on a mission from Godfrey.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    In reply to Wolfgang Bernhard Riding Back Into Daimler Management
    Is executive talent really that limited? Bernhard was considered the lead candidate for chairman of Chrysler until Cerberus named Bob "The Builder" Nardelli. Now things are going down the shitter fast and where do they go? Bernhard.


    Maybe...just maybe...the reason why Ford is doing OK is because they got an outsider. Sometimes a company and an entire industry need fresh blood in charge to reinvigorate it.


    All I'm seeing with this story is more of the same and not really anything that will be a game changer.

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    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: I should make that "a proven outsidet". Bob Nardelli was an outsider, but he had cost Home Depot its market edge by chasing acquisitions. Mulally at least led Boeing through some tough times and showed he was capable.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/10/09

    In reply to Wolfgang Bernhard Riding Back Into Daimler Management
    I saw a wolfgang with a Sebring brochure in his hand

    Walking through the streets of Auburn in the rain

    He was looking for a place called the Chrysler Technology Center

    Turns out the pentestar he could not abstain

    Wolfgang of mundane


    If you hear him howling around your garage door

    Better not let him in

    Little old lady got a PT Cruiser late last night

    Wolfgang of mundane again

    Wolfgang of mundane


    He's the V10 riding gent with the German accent

    Lately he's had some time to spare

    Better stay away from him

    He'll sell you a Compass, Jim

    I'd like to meet his tailor

    Wolfgang of mundane


    Huh! Draw cars


    /apologies to Warren Zevon

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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: J Werty Rapped my Sig!: Damn good! :thumbsup:
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    02/10/09

    In reply to Wolfgang Bernhard Riding Back Into Daimler Management
    Wolfy, just another german that likes to pretend he's the next Hasslehoff
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @WheatKing: That's funny. We had a German intern a few years ago. We put Hasselhoff's picture on his ID.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/10/09

    In reply to Wolfgang Bernhard Riding Back Into Daimler Management
    Maybe now Lorne Michaels will offer them $3000 to get back together with Chrysler.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    In reply to Wolfgang Bernhard Riding Back Into Daimler Management
    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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