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    In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    I'm just sitting here watching cheese wheels go round and round
    I really love to watch them roll
    No more watching my cholesterol, up and down
    I just had to let it go


    /imagine there's no cheese roads

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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    Ummm... looks like this is in Washington, not Wisconsin.
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    12/03/08

    @stoke: Ninja edit!
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    12/03/08

    @stoke: Shazam!
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
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    12/03/08

    @sos10: Careful. You could put an eye out with that thing.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    "Hey, you guys wanna go Camemberting on my family's land this weekend? I just got my new 35" beadlocks installed. They're pretty loud on the Parmesan, but they f*ckin' rock on anything softer than Baby Cheddar."
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    I plan on drinking and driving... What type of wine do they recommend?
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    12/03/08

    @SpeedWagon - Now in Classic view!: A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palate but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.


    Black Stump Bordeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.


    Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.


    Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: eight bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.


    Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is 'beware'. This is not a wine for drinking, this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.


    Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old-and-Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.


    Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.


    Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

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    12/03/08

    @vwminispeedster is actively searching for a $500 Citroen: One of my favorite Python sketches of all time.
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    12/03/08

    @Pete Gaines: They've knocked the price for the box set down to $100 - $60 with wifey's discount. Oh, yeah.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    If you slide off the road on the way to Fond du Lac, it's probably because of the fondue lack.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    12/03/08

    @LTDScott changed his name!: watch out for the forks in the road.
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    12/03/08

    @LTDScott changed his name!: Quality!
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    Road Cheese.... Road Head I can understand.. but Road Cheese?


    I'm embarassed to live in Washington... That said, a little sauce and we've got Pizza!

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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    They wouldn't need to do thise if people would invest in a decent set of All-Stilton Tires.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    In Wisconsin, they have two seasons: Winter and Road Consumption
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    The shoulders must be littered with immobile, bloated mice.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    I don't think this will help obesity rates in Sheboygan.


    WOO-HOO, GO PACK!

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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    Blessed are the cheesemakers.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    Hmmm, I didn't know Chehalis, Washington of the Pacific Northwest was in Wisconsin. You learn something new everyday on the Jalop. Wait, What?!?
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    12/03/08

    @vwminispeedster is actively searching for a $500 Citroen: Freudian slip - it's when you say one thing but you mean your mother.
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    12/03/08

    @Andrew Didorosi: I know what you mean. It's like when that guy cuts me off and I say, "Oh, my appologizes for getting in your way." when I meant to say, "Fnck off you jack-a$$, wait your damn turn!"
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    Wow, the road really is paved with cheese in Wisconsin.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to In Washington, The Roads Are Paved With Cheese!
    To boldly go where romano has gone before.
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    12/03/08

    @mytdawg: On man... gotta be COTD.
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    12/03/08

    @DoctorNine makes tires squeal in terror: Aw cheese, it was nothing...
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    @mytdawg: Jalopnik would be nothing without stupid puns. I love this place!
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    @mytdawg: COTD!
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    @OldeEnglishD misses Polar: Yeah, I'm just having my whey with this thread. Please make it stop. Or at least curd-tail it. AAAAAAAAAAA!
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