Our old friend, Bryan Salamone, The World's Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner , is back in a video shoot for ZoeTV. There's the tacky Aventador, mostly undressed women probably being paid to be there, and of course his lovely partner Concubine.

When Charlie Sheen ran late for the Washington, D.C. show of his tour on Tuesday, he somehow wrangled a police escort from Dulles Airport to downtown. Now everyone's asking who gave the OK, yet no one has admitted to approving.