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    Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote

    You Gotta Go Fast and Get There Man! Bill Shatner on Driving

    We Learned About Love in the Back of a Dodge: Shatner!
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    09/02/09

    In reply to Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote
    Uh, John...Without looking, pauljones is going to have a field day with you.Just sayin'
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    09/02/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!:

    Help me save Jalopnik. Join me in the fight below. We need MORE POWER!
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/02/09

    @maximum-sienna: I believe what you mean to say is, "SHE CANNA TAKE MUCH MORE, CAP'N!"
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    09/02/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return:

    F*ck it, get me out of this thread, maximum warp.
     Reply
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    09/02/09

    In reply to Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote
    How do you mis-type "UC" as "E"? Shatner is gonna be pissed when he finds out.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/02/09

    @P161911: Wow, that one took me a minute or two, but was well worth it when I got it. Beautifully executed, with a delightful elegance. Heady with a hint of hops, and a delicious aftertaste. The judges give your joke a 9.1.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    09/02/09

    @P161911:
    I don't get it (not unusual).
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    09/02/09

    @Tiberiuswise: trUCk
    trEk
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    09/03/09

    @P161911:
    I will now get on the short bus and go home.
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/02/09

    In reply to Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote
    Considering it's a show about all the "stuff" people like to bolt onto their truck, I think he's a remarkably appropriate choice. Since most of that stuff serves no purpose other than shameless self-promotion, and nobody on earth knows more about shameless self-promotion than William Shatner, it's a match made in heaven
     Reply
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    09/02/09

    In reply to Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote
    Shatner has a new talk show that has an interesting concept; it's my understanding that he interviews celebrities, and will ask them questions except the area in which they are known for. I haven't had a chance to see it.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote
    Hey now, Picard was awesome.

    -He was so awesome that he was appointed the Klingon High Chancellor for a time.

    -He was so awesome that he, too, commanded not one, but two Enterprises.

    -Dr. Crusher had the hots for him.

    -He is secretly the father of Wesley (who's your daddy, Wes?).

    -His awesomeness was so blatantly awesome that not even the Borg could successfully assimilate him for fear being overwhelmed by awesomeness.

    -When Kirk failed at stopping Soren from bring about the end of the universe, Picard stepped up and showed him how it was done.

    -He was the first (and only) bald captain of the Enterprise.

    -He could totally woo the ladies with his ability to do the Tango.

    -His awesomeness inspired the Romulans to make a clone of him so that they could have someone to lead them, as well as a model figure to look up to and emulate.

    -His awesomeness was enough to overwhelm the Q Continuum.

    -He was so awesome that he needed an artificial heart to keep up with him.

    -He was so awesome that he took on a gang of Nausicans and won.

    -He was so awesome that he has come to embody the internet facepalm meme.

    ...And the list goes on.

    What have you got on that, Jimbo!? Green chicks!?

    Pffft.

    Picard is Jalop.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/02/09


    @pauljones: There's only one expat Borg in my Star Trek and her name isn't Jean-Luc Picard.
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    09/02/09


    @Pessimipposaurus: Yummmy! Se7en.

    /Must. Kill. Trekkie. Infiltration.
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    pauljones promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
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    09/02/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Jeri Ryan may be one hot woman, but, I'm sorry, Seven of Nine was a man.
     Reply
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    09/02/09

    @maximum-sienna: Resistance is futile
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/02/09


    @pauljones:
    These knockers disrespectfully disagree.
     Reply
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    09/02/09

    @pauljones:

    No, no. More power will over come the friction.

    And yes, that is what she said.
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    Edited by maximum-sienna at 09/02/09 2:22 PM maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/02/09


    @Pessimipposaurus: Mmm, Seven of Mine.

    I'd also like to submit that Kirk can't even lay claim to having the best Vulcan first officer:
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
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    09/02/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return:

    More engines, less Trek.

    Fight for your Jalopnik!
     Reply
    pauljones promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
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    09/02/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Or the hottest communications officer.
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    09/02/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Note that they dress "her" so that you can't tell whether or not there is an Adam's Apple present. Otherwise, she walks like a man, talks like a man, and acts like a man my son.

    There's a scary thought for you.
     Reply
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    09/02/09

    @maximum-sienna: Just like bikelopnik, planelopnik, and trainlopnik, treklopnik is here to stay.

    Lower your weapons. Resistance is futile.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
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    09/02/09


    @pauljones: Arm quantum torpedo, fire! Target point obliterated, captain!
     Reply
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    09/02/09

    In reply to Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote
    "Mr Shatner, please keep it to 500 words AND under five minutes. See how I said 'AND'? That's the crucial bit."
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    09/02/09

    @Ash78: How...just how do you do it?

    I call shenanigans. Is there a crack team of world-class sitcom writers hiding behind your username?
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    Ash78 promoted this comment Edited by Dhillaz 2.0 at 09/02/09 1:44 PM Dhillaz 2.0 was starred Dhillaz 2.0 was unstarred
    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/02/09

    @Ash78: You can't... hush... Shatner.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    09/02/09

    @Dhillaz 2.0: No, just a couple of guys who got fired from "Two and a Half Men." Luckily, I used to take care of a blind and deaf puppy, so it's not that bad.
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/02/09

    @Ash78: Sigh. I've only seen a few episodes of that, but I keep getting told to watch it, as apparently Charlie Sheen's character reminds my friends of me, with a bit of Tony Stark's nerdiness tossed in for good measure.

    Personally, I don't see it.

    ::wanders off, sipping his rye, to look for some pretty ladies::
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    09/02/09

    @Ash78: I must say your calibre is higher than that of Two and a Half Men.
     Reply
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