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    Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?

    Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
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    Image of alexander_the_car_salamander alexander_the_car_salamander
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    I am going to make a giant blender big enough to fit a full Fiesta in it just to see the car get shredded! Mwahaha! I am an evil genius. (BTW does anyone know how to make a fiesta size blender, if so send me the instructions please)
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    08/10/09

    @alexander_the_car_salamander: I'd start by asking at Mal's House of Large Sizes. You'll probably also want to get a heavy duty extension cord.
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    Image of Froggmann Froggmann
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    Boron steel, hmmm yep someone's gonna need it. Saw one of these on the the road heading in to work on Friday. Gal behind the wheel was a complete nut, cut off 3 vehicles including a 5-ton box truck. Not a bad looking little car, seemed pretty nimble too.
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    Image of Saboth Saboth
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    Too bad the Fiesta comes out after CFC, I would have bought one in a split second. As is...stuck with my hyundai for the next 5 years. Domestic auto makers...always a day late and a dollar short.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    08/10/09

    @Saboth: I crap you not, I had a dream that I bought a Hyundai under the CFC program, and it wasn't a Genesis coupe. I was very happy to wake up.
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    Image of Saboth Saboth
    08/10/09

    @GreenN_Gold:
    Lol, I was really tempted to get the genesis turbo, because it DID qualify for the full 4,500 since my truck got 14 mpg, and it is rated at 24 mpg combined...but I just couldn't justify that car payment.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    I did try this at home anyway. This Dick owes me a blender.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    Will It Kill You?
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    Image of egoods egoods
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    it's corny, but they don't take themselves seriously so I'm not sure what I feel. Will it Blend has always made me feel a little strange.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    Too bad, I was looking for a car that could blend in.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/10/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Much like Toyota, they exist but you can't see them.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/10/09


    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: This might.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/10/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Invisible Skodas are the best kind.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/10/09


    @FP - Funny how it seems quiet around here, eh?: Nah! The best are the ones are from Aston Martin. Ask Bond.
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    Image of Jinn Jinn
    08/10/09

    In reply to Ford Fiesta: Will It Blend?
    The acting and overall quality of this clip make the two protagonists look like borons.
    Sorry, I had to.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    01/04/09

    In reply to Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
    This sounds like a job for the Corvette Blender:


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of Stingers Stingers
    01/03/09

    In reply to Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
    As a huge Will it Blend? fan, I must say, I was dissapointed. The best one is where he blends a half dozen Bic lighters and it, well, it just ends badly.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/04/09

    @Stingers: I was only really impressed by the lighters and the glowsticks. Didn't they do firecrackers, too? I think that was good.
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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    01/03/09

    In reply to Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
    pft


    /thats it

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    01/03/09

    In reply to Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
    The BlendTec is useful- If you own a Jamba Juice, make milkshakes commercially, or have some other heavy duty application. I've burned out quite a few blenders making my own milkshakes.


    I respect the immense power of that particular blender. Actually, I've been wondering about powering a Go-Kart with the BlendTec's motor... :)


    For everyone else tho, the blendtec is overkill.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/03/09

    @Plecostomus - Now with 20% more Algae!: My BlendTec brings all the boys to the yard?
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    01/03/09

    In reply to Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
    Lame video. Should have just skipped the GT-R all together and chopped more stuff in that blender.


    Bricks? Will they blend?

    Human bones? Will they blend?

    Grenades? Will they blend?

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    Image of hike15 hike15
    01/03/09

    @Schm-san, bowling for bailouts!: +1 for if grenades will blend
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/03/09

    @hike15: +2.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    01/03/09

    In reply to Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
    Lame. I was hoping they had cut up a GTR into pieces and thrown bits of magnesium and carbon fiber into the Blendtec Total Blender.


    If they had done that, I would shell out 400 bucks for a blender, even if I wouldn't use it for anything.

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/03/09

    In reply to Will The Nissan GT-R Blend?
    I enjoy car shows in general; I enjoy cooking shows and kitchen gadgets... this did not move me on either front.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    01/03/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Well, it's hardly a cooking show. Ever see the previous episodes? How do you cook an iPhone?


    Apparently Tom is the founder and CEO, which is kind of cool and shows that he has a sense of humor (as well as multiple respiratory conditions).

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    01/03/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: They could have blend this better
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