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Detroit, 12:55 PM
Wed Nov 25
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The design looks like every other Wiesmann. Manufaktur der Individualisten my Mother F'in ass.
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This car looks good to begin with becuase Bangle never had anything to do with it?
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It looks like a penis.
I'll take it!
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It looks almost exactly like the sports car Peter Griffin bought in Family Guy when he realized his son's penis was larger than his.
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@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: "It looks like a penis,i'll take it"
@SirNotAppearing: "Where?"
@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: "All over"
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I found it amusing myself.
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IT EVEN SOUNDS LIKE A COCK.
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I just wanna oil up that Wiesmann and run it bone dry through my back roads, if you know what I mean.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Penises are never funny.
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@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Haha,this is cracking me up. Can you imagine how this could look for any first time visitor to Jalop.
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The secretaries at work think I'm crazy, sitting here and laughing to my computer.
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Just like my Weismann.
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HOLD ON A SECOND WHERES THE PENIS I DON"T GET IT LOL I DON"T SEE THE PENIS LOL
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@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Ya killing me here :)
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Hey guys, guys, check this one out.
That Weisemann's been circumcised!!
(DO YOU GET IT?!?!? ITS LIKE THE CAR IS A PENIS!!!)
(and Jewish, hence Weismann)
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*Eddie Murphy pushes his way to the front of the line*
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Exotic!
Masturbatory!
The UTRAL NEW Wiesmann Roadster MF4 takes the roadster experience to the NEXT LEVEL! By skipping all reference to phallic images all together, the Wiesmann Roadster MF4 makes a beeline straight for looking like an actual penis! No longer will your friends and co-workers secretly ponder: "I know he drivers a sportscar, so that means his penis must be tiny, right?" WRONG! The Weismann Roadster MF4 provides over 12 feet of penile bliss! Take a test drive in one today, Gents. A 12 foot long, BMW driven penis is only $200,000 away!
Go on, grab a Wiesmann.
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.......what,too much?
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I'm in this Zen space where I am no longer concerned whether I win COTD or not. Having gotten a half-COTD, twice, it has afforded me some needed perspective. You see, those others who always win are just brown-nosing bastards. Especially Polarz, who has abandoned us.
The judges are fickle and vengeful gods. It's best not to try to understand them, and better to try not to annoy them. Lest they smite you with their awe-ful ban hammer of doom.
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Needs a Fulvia next to it in the garage.
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Me to garage: "Relax, I'm just going to put the tip in."
Garage to me: "Okay, but be gentle."
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The road is clear, it just finished raining, the sun has come out from behind the clouds, and you're zipping up the slick glistening pavement, a fine mist of road spray curling and whirling in the wind behind you. The engine is bumping and throbbing along, the needle on the tach is arching higher, and higher, and higher, toward the promise of the red line. You come through the last of the ess-curves to that long straight straightaway. The leather steering wheel is vibrating in your hands as you drive into the sun; it's you and 152 inches of roadster pushing forward, and you start to press into the gas pedal...
When, in front of you, out of a side road, emerges a Ford Explorer. Now you slow down, now you're behind, and your line of sight is entirely dominated by the great wide butt of their truck. The Explorer is forest green in color. The windows are tinted. There's a fish emblem on the back. On the rear window are little decals of turtles; from left to right, the two big ones represent the husband-n-wife, the three progressively smaller ones represent their adorable offspring, the tiniest one stands for a house pet. They're going four miles an hour less than the posted speed limit, and on this wet road and on their Firestones-o'-Death, they aren't planning to speed up any further.
And this is when the dire thing, the bad miracle, happens; now what was your hurtling, thrusting 152-inch-long zeppelinesque roadster is suddenly, magically, miserably transformed into a short, wet, limp Smart Car.
Oh no, not again.
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