Michael Schumacher is not the Stig. There is plenty of evidence to refute it. Top Gear just made a successful attempt to confuse you even more.
Stig's driving lines are completely different from any of the F1 drivers that have done power laps. Every F1 driver that watched the Stig's lines say he is "no F1 driver". Even if I didn't know anything else (which I do), that is evidence enough.
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@mr_dude: The other ones are vampire stigs. To kill him, you need to shoot him with a silver con-rod or put a hardened steel driveshaft through his heart.
@Nick Allain: Do you have bad teeth, drink a lot of tea, eat a lot of FishnChips, like Mary Poppins, live in a place where it rains on and off pretty much every day, where the accent changes every 100 miles, where people don't tip, where service in bars/pubs/restaurants is slow, where shit in general is too expensive, where the roads are too narrow, where the girls in general seem to have much bigger boobs than US chicks?? If so. Yes, you might be in England-land.
@FTGDMissesTheCruise:
1) My teeth could be better
2) I love tea.
3) Not a fan of fish and chips
4) I met Mary Poppins in disney, she's wasn't too bad looking for a nanny.
5) The accents in new england change every 5 miles, nevermind 100.
6) People suck at tipping where I'm from.
7) I spent 3 hours in a restaurant in saturday. 1 waiting to be seated, 1 waiting for an appetizer, and 1 waiting for my entre.
8) I paid $10 for a caesar salad where the salad was warmer than the chicken in it and the dressing wasn't really caesar.
9) I just returned from York, Maine where the roads are too narrow and have speed limits of 20. I even got yelled at for doing 10mph in a 5mph zone.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Jezza realizes James and Richard played the ultimate joke on him..... and reveal that The Stig is actually Tiff Needell.
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: The original post was NOT badly worded. In Mr. Wort's last paragraph, he states: "We can't wait for tomorrow night". So, I made smart ass remark: "I can wait for tomorrow night." Then you say: "I can't", which I questioned as being 'naughty'....like you wanted the world to know about tomorrow night. I said I wouldn't tell.
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: You're impossible, Mr. .200 Killer. I bet dollars to dounuts they don't reveal him. That is how YOU spell donuts, isn't it?
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Apologies skaycog: I read the Gawker demographics for Jalopnik, and assumed Leena was the only female user on here.
I have a feeling they're not very accurate, since apparently 35% of us earn more than $100k a year.
@Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: I do, just not on the books. I'm a door to door powder salesman. AMGs are expensive you know... (My last regular maintenance bill, $650.00)
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Damn, I assume you're getting it serviced at the official Mercedes garage: if not, someone's seriously bending you over (well, Mercedes always do anyway, but that's a given).
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: You are very outspoken, and I've read lots of your comments, but haven't seen anything so bad. Why did they give you back the star?
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Holy cow...that was a bit much, and you also said you trying to get banned. Well, at least you have your star back (shining brightly). I saw when zeeboid was banned, but then he was back again. Do they ever ban anybody permanently?
@skaycog is ambimoustrous: I never said I was trying to get banned from Deadspin, I said Bloodcopy. And yes, there are some cases where a person is permanently banned.
The stig in white will rise in front of the large crowd waving, with the entire audience in complete suspense as he takes off his helmet to reveal that he truly is...
I wager that the bloke removes his helmet and it's famous person X and then another Stig/the real Stig, still in disguise, walks in and shoots the fake. Or chases him off the set.
So should Ben Collins be angry that he won't receive the honors he deserves, or is he taking the compliment that his talent could pass for Schumie's?
What in TopGear's history makes anyone think they would use a German driver for their test track?
Schumie can't travel without people recognizing him, How would he make it onto an old airport in England without anyone going, 'Hey that's Michael Schumacher'...
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Stig's driving lines are completely different from any of the F1 drivers that have done power laps. Every F1 driver that watched the Stig's lines say he is "no F1 driver". Even if I didn't know anything else (which I do), that is evidence enough.
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Name: The Stig
Occupation: The Stig
Nationality: Stigland
Age: Stigyears
Gender: Both and neither
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I already know who the Stig is, here is a clue...
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He's got to do something to pass the years between patient visits.
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No, he's not.
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1) My teeth could be better
2) I love tea.
3) Not a fan of fish and chips
4) I met Mary Poppins in disney, she's wasn't too bad looking for a nanny.
5) The accents in new england change every 5 miles, nevermind 100.
6) People suck at tipping where I'm from.
7) I spent 3 hours in a restaurant in saturday. 1 waiting to be seated, 1 waiting for an appetizer, and 1 waiting for my entre.
8) I paid $10 for a caesar salad where the salad was warmer than the chicken in it and the dressing wasn't really caesar.
9) I just returned from York, Maine where the roads are too narrow and have speed limits of 20. I even got yelled at for doing 10mph in a 5mph zone.
So I guess NEW ENGLAND isn't that far off.
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That's gonna be funny as hell right there.
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I have a feeling they're not very accurate, since apparently 35% of us earn more than $100k a year.
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/cheap shot
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Bill Fucking Murray.
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We should wager on it.
I wager that the bloke removes his helmet and it's famous person X and then another Stig/the real Stig, still in disguise, walks in and shoots the fake. Or chases him off the set.
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...another helmet.
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Ha! That's actually the first thing that I thought of, too.
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What in TopGear's history makes anyone think they would use a German driver for their test track?
Schumie can't travel without people recognizing him, How would he make it onto an old airport in England without anyone going, 'Hey that's Michael Schumacher'...
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