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    The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits

    Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night

    So, Is Michael Schumacher The Stig?

    The Stig Is Michael Schumacher?

    Daily Mail: Top Gear Has Eight Stigs

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    Image of SinisterSaracen SinisterSaracen
    08/18/09

    In reply to The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits
    Michael Schumacher is not the Stig. There is plenty of evidence to refute it. Top Gear just made a successful attempt to confuse you even more.

    Stig's driving lines are completely different from any of the F1 drivers that have done power laps. Every F1 driver that watched the Stig's lines say he is "no F1 driver". Even if I didn't know anything else (which I do), that is evidence enough.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Edited by SinisterSaracen at 08/18/09 12:10 PM SinisterSaracen was starred SinisterSaracen was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits
    The Stig is The Stig is The Stig is The Stig.
    Name: The Stig
    Occupation: The Stig
    Nationality: Stigland
    Age: Stigyears
    Gender: Both and neither
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    08/18/09

    @Mobius mourns his fallen comrades: So the Stig is a pre-op? That's the stiggiest thing I've ever heard.
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    Image of Captain Apathy Captain Apathy
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits

    I already know who the Stig is, here is a clue...
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    mr_dude promoted this comment Captain Apathy was starred Captain Apathy was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits
    To British people everywhere: Your dentist is the Stig.

    He's got to do something to pass the years between patient visits.
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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    08/17/09

    @pauljones: 20 minutes earlier and I would've called for a late COTD on that one...
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits
    Some say he only creates a reflection on wet tarmac one in seven times.
     Reply
    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of philibuster philibuster
    08/17/09

    @mr_dude: The other ones are vampire stigs. To kill him, you need to shoot him with a silver con-rod or put a hardened steel driveshaft through his heart.
     Reply
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    Image of Nick Allain Nick Allain
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits
    I must be british. I still can't tell if it's REALLY Schumacher. My suspicion is that it isn't.
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    FTGDMissesTheCruise promoted this comment Nick Allain was starred Nick Allain was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/17/09

    @Nick Allain: Do you have bad teeth, drink a lot of tea, eat a lot of FishnChips, like Mary Poppins, live in a place where it rains on and off pretty much every day, where the accent changes every 100 miles, where people don't tip, where service in bars/pubs/restaurants is slow, where shit in general is too expensive, where the roads are too narrow, where the girls in general seem to have much bigger boobs than US chicks?? If so. Yes, you might be in England-land.
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of tinkertank tinkertank
    08/17/09

    @FTGDMissesTheCruise: Sorry, thought you were describing Americans till you got to the narrow road thing.
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    FTGDMissesTheCruise promoted this comment Edited by tinkertank at 08/17/09 5:49 PM tinkertank was starred tinkertank was unstarred
    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    08/17/09

    @Nick Allain: Let me help you out.

    No, he's not.
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    Image of Nick Allain Nick Allain
    08/17/09

    @FTGDMissesTheCruise:
    1) My teeth could be better
    2) I love tea.
    3) Not a fan of fish and chips
    4) I met Mary Poppins in disney, she's wasn't too bad looking for a nanny.
    5) The accents in new england change every 5 miles, nevermind 100.
    6) People suck at tipping where I'm from.
    7) I spent 3 hours in a restaurant in saturday. 1 waiting to be seated, 1 waiting for an appetizer, and 1 waiting for my entre.
    8) I paid $10 for a caesar salad where the salad was warmer than the chicken in it and the dressing wasn't really caesar.
    9) I just returned from York, Maine where the roads are too narrow and have speed limits of 20. I even got yelled at for doing 10mph in a 5mph zone.

    So I guess NEW ENGLAND isn't that far off.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Jezza realizes James and Richard played the ultimate joke on him..... and reveal that The Stig is actually Tiff Needell.


    That's gonna be funny as hell right there.

     Reply
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    Um, no fucking kidding The Stig is not really Michael Shoemaker. Still, I am looking forward to some hasty Internet piracy tomorrow night.
     Reply
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    06/20/09

    @Number_Six: It's not piracy, it's "content liberation".
     Reply
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    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    thank god for Final gear
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    stevecmh was starred stevecmh was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @stevecmh: Fuck yes.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    I can wait for tomorrow night.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: I Can't!!!
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Is that naughty?
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: The original post and my first comment were badly worded.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: The original post was NOT badly worded. In Mr. Wort's last paragraph, he states: "We can't wait for tomorrow night". So, I made smart ass remark: "I can wait for tomorrow night." Then you say: "I can't", which I questioned as being 'naughty'....like you wanted the world to know about tomorrow night. I said I wouldn't tell.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: You never Stig and tell?
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: And that means you don't want to see The Stig revealed?
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: You're impossible, Mr. .200 Killer. I bet dollars to dounuts they don't reveal him. That is how YOU spell donuts, isn't it?
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Fine. I bet 1 e-Doughnut that they do reveal him.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Be a man and bet him your star!
     Reply
    Dhillaz 2.0 was starred Dhillaz 2.0 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: I'm not going to bet her my star. I've already lost it once. Not again.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Chicken.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Grilled or Fried?
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Sure is a big doughnut. Did you really lose your star?
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Yes. Honest to God.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Apologies skaycog: I read the Gawker demographics for Jalopnik, and assumed Leena was the only female user on here.


    I have a feeling they're not very accurate, since apparently 35% of us earn more than $100k a year.


    [advertising.gawker.com]

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    Dhillaz 2.0 was starred Dhillaz 2.0 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: I do, just not on the books. I'm a door to door powder salesman. AMGs are expensive you know... (My last regular maintenance bill, $650.00)
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Damn, I assume you're getting it serviced at the official Mercedes garage: if not, someone's seriously bending you over (well, Mercedes always do anyway, but that's a given).
     Reply
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: You're talking too much again...
     Reply
    Syrax was starred Syrax was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: Yeah, I'm not going to risk my baby. I let the officials take care of it.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: Fine... I redact my earlier comment.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Redacted.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: How did you lose it? If you don't want to tell, that's okay.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: I think you can tell by reading even just half of my comments.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: You are very outspoken, and I've read lots of your comments, but haven't seen anything so bad. Why did they give you back the star?
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: He has a way of doing that!
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Here is the post from whence I lost it.

    [deadspin.com]
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: No... Maybe... Yes...
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Holy cow...that was a bit much, and you also said you trying to get banned. Well, at least you have your star back (shining brightly). I saw when zeeboid was banned, but then he was back again. Do they ever ban anybody permanently?
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: I never said I was trying to get banned from Deadspin, I said Bloodcopy. And yes, there are some cases where a person is permanently banned.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Oh, gotcha! Well, it looks like I scare Dhillaz away...second guy in the last couple of days.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: You're quite good at that.

    /cheap shot
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: All I did was ask him if he was married.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Maybe he's busy.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Busy, what's that? This has really been an unbusy day for me....just a Jalopnik day.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: True.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: I'm signing off...later!!
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Peace out.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Now, imagine those comments on Jezebel.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @Taco Mudplushroomz: Hell, I got banned for no reason! Just cause my views differed from those idiots'.
     Reply
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    Image of UglyDuckCar UglyDuckCar
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    The stig in white will rise in front of the large crowd waving, with the entire audience in complete suspense as he takes off his helmet to reveal that he truly is...


    Bill Fucking Murray.

     Reply
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    06/21/09

    @UglyDuckCar: No one will ever believe you.
     Reply
    JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    It's a set-up.

    We should wager on it.

    I wager that the bloke removes his helmet and it's famous person X and then another Stig/the real Stig, still in disguise, walks in and shoots the fake. Or chases him off the set.
     Reply
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    Image of GeeHalen GeeHalen
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    Imagine when Stig takes his helmet off, and there is...


    ...another helmet.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    06/20/09

    @GeeHalen:

    Ha! That's actually the first thing that I thought of, too.
     Reply
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    06/20/09

    @GeeHalen: The Stig is a Matryoshka?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/20/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Ayep. Has to be one of the theories here.
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    It's totally gonna be Jackie Stewart. "Noo listen hare, ye barstards, I canna BREATHE in that damned helmet!"
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    Image of PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287
    06/20/09

    In reply to Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
    So should Ben Collins be angry that he won't receive the honors he deserves, or is he taking the compliment that his talent could pass for Schumie's?


    What in TopGear's history makes anyone think they would use a German driver for their test track?


    Schumie can't travel without people recognizing him, How would he make it onto an old airport in England without anyone going, 'Hey that's Michael Schumacher'...

     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/20/09

    @PotbellyJoe: He won't get honors. He'll get honours
     Reply
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    Image of PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287
    06/20/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: So long as they're not playing favourites
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/20/09

    @PotbellyJoe: Particularly if the favourites end up being people of colour. There'd be riots in the centre...
     Reply
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