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    Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    Cross is parkway? More like "Parkway Is Cross".


    I mean, its signs wouldn't fall over if it was happy, now...

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    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    This week on Jalopnik, we'll demonstrate how hacking a road sign is surprisingly dissimilar to hacksawing a road sign.
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    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    When I first read this, I thought it said "Wheatstone Bridge."



    Yes, I'm a nerd.
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    03/27/09

    @discontinuuity wonders if there are other Jalops in Colorado: Let's try that again:

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    Someone should really cross out the Clearance 9-10' lettering; it's starting to look ridiculous
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    Great excuse to stay home and drink.
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/27/09

    @lilwillie: You need an excuse?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    It's sort of amazing how delicate modern society is.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    03/27/09

    @Ash78:


    I guess being a redneck in the sticks this is a stupid remark.


    Isn't there another way home? Or wherever? If your not going home, then screw it, turn around go home, nothing is that important. I can understand the first pile of cars being stuck but after a period of time people must know hell has broken loose on the bridge, find another way.


    Really, it is amazing how people go apeshit when roads are closed or under construction.


    "What do I do, How can I deal with it!"


    Dang, find another way, plan ahead, plan accordingly. Like I said, perfect excuse to drink if you ask me. Roads out, screw it, another round please.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/27/09

    @lilwillie: Having about 4 routes home, which in various combinations creates about 100 different combinations, I also find it odd.


    But I've also spent enough time in large cities to be a little bit terrified of the logistic thread that everything is hanging from. One little screwup--a watermain, a major accident, a sign falling--and potentially a million people are affected.


    Occasionally we'll have something like a fuel tanker crash and explode, which means a couple hours of gridlock. But some of the LA/Boston/NY disaster stuff I see, I don't think I could do it. Maybe it's just my perception, but it seems like putting way too much faith in planners, emergency personnel, traffic engineers, cops, etc. Self-sufficience and backup plans seem to go right out the window.


    /sorry for veering OT there

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    03/27/09

    @Ash78: Do you live near Bruce Willis perhaps?
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    03/27/09

    @Ash78: Same here. I do not understand how Real Cities are so fragile. You'd think a place like NYC, with 8 million people spread out over a bunch of islands and peninsulas would have more than the bare minimum number of bridges needed to allow transportation on a good day.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    That guy needs to fix his inspection sticker before he loses it.
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    03/27/09

    @SirNotF*cking: Oh my god, those registration stickers never stick. Mine's held on with packing tape at this point. My inspection sticker is headed the same direction.


    I don't understand it. You could take the windshield out, autoclave it, and apply the stickers, and they'd STILL fall off in 6 months.


    I guess we know who's buying products made with the world's cheapest glue, besides George Costanza.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/27/09

    @TV's Paul Y.: I'm proud of NC, they did away with them. It's now tied to the sticker on your license plate. Although I'm sure they came up with 30 more hurdles to make up for it.
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/27/09

    @WilliamG.: No? Really? Overreaction there? Okay. Move along, move along.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/27/09

    @WilliamG.: Oh. I didn't even have the chance to ask if you felt fine.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    I can't even see "Van Wyck" without saying it in George Costanza's voice.


    Everything I need to know about NYC I learned from Seinfeld.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    This looks just like the crap they pull in Grand Theft Auto to keep you on the island for the first few missions. I'm not buying it.
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/27/09

    @SirNotF*cking: Just put the flying car cheat in.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    03/27/09

    @SirNotF*cking: Nice.
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    Image of papasausage papasausage
    03/27/09

    @mr_dude hates this f*cking meme: "niko you're scaring me!"
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    03/27/09

    @SirNotF*cking: Yeah, but then you've got 6 stars, and that's just a giant pain in the ass.
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    Image of BraappBraapp is losing faith in the commentariat BraappBraapp is losing faith in the commentariat
    03/27/09

    @papasausage: What's with all the F*cking?
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/27/09

    @BraappBraapp: Some Assembly Required!:F*cking is fun. You should try it sometime.
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    Image of Northernsky Northernsky
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    With the reflection in the glass, I thought someone had stuck a massive rear diffuser on their Hyundai...
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    03/27/09

    @Northernsky: i have formed an idea!
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/27/09

    @damnelantra™: Does it end like this?
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/27/09

    In reply to Falling Sign Crushes Truck, Shuts Down New York Bridge
    Man, I see that kind of stuff everyday driving to work. Damn people are so stupid. They should know better than this. I mean, who buys a Hyundai?
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