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    First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    They are probably saying. "Damnit Ford, we need more Tempo."
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    They are not saying anything: they are having a nice, tax-payer funded, dinner.
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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    puff puff give, homey...
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/20/09

    @Gearhead_42: I didn't know Snoop Dogg was on the committee. This may change everything...
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round

    'round and 'round

    'round and 'round!"
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/20/09

    @philibuster: The wheels on the bus go round and round


    Screech screech screach, grind rumble scrape.


    The wheels on the bus fall off, off, off


    All due to shoddy quality of GM wheel bearings owing to a mistrusting, downtrodden workforce reluctantly working to keep earning despite the bitter prospect of their future and the security of their families being squandered by a management who chose to ignore the writing on the wall.


    All Day Long!

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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    Obviously, money doesn't grow on trees.
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    Image of fodder650 fodder650
    02/20/09

    @maximum-sienna: niether Joschmo nor pauljones: No it grows in cotton fields. And they can print as much of it as they want
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    02/20/09

    @fodder650: Hmmm...that gives me an idea! Anyone want to buy some Jalop-notes? They are backed by the full faith can credit of Jalopnik.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/20/09

    @maximum-sienna: niether Joschmo nor pauljones: Now you're talkin' FIAT currency!
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    So you way if we give you another $14 billion, you'll build us another Beast? SOLD!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/20/09

    @maximum-sienna: niether Joschmo nor pauljones: There's a black four-door '70 Cadillac 'round down named "The Beast". Damn good name for it, too.


    I saw a surface-rust-and-green Impala sedan today, too - think it might've been a '68. There is still hope.

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    02/21/09

    @FlaaffySkiploom: Sigh. "'round TOWN".
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    Committee Member #1: We need cars my driver will enjoy.

    Committee Member #2: Yeah! A real comfortable driver's car!

    Committee Member #3: Shame on you! The planet is dying! We need to force people onto mass transit or in to the Prius.

    Committee Member #4: Well, then. Have you all heard of the Dodge Challenger?

    Everyone: Yes.

    Committee Member #4: Let's build the exact opposite.

    Everyone: Yes! Yes!

    Committee Member #2: We could call it "The Edsel"!

    Committee Member #3: While we're at it, we need 5 mph bumpers and overly aggressive emissions systems!

    Everyone: Hooray!
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    02/20/09

    @engineerd: I was going to say this, but then I saw your post, so now mine is lame. Leave it to the government to want a car that weighs 5 tons but get 300 mpg and run on fish urine.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/20/09

    @engineerd: Substitute Corvette for Challenger. I'm already drunk. No, really. I am.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/20/09

    @maximum-sienna: niether Joschmo nor pauljones:


    That's pretty much the DARPA Challenge, and they're getting some impressive results.


    Can you hurry back with more of that fish urine? I don't know how you get it, but we've never seen so much and so pure samples.

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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    They're wondering whether to call the Autobots, International Rescue, M.A.S.K or Inspector Gadget.


    Anyone else drinking?

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    I've activated my liberal elitist White House spy cam...here's the feed



    + Watch video
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    Image of X3SoB X3SoB
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    If you were a fly on the wall, the Secret Service would jump on you and wrestle you to the ground.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    02/20/09

    @X3SoB: A HUMAN fly!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/20/09

    @Ray Wert: I spell that F-L-Y...
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    "Can anyone here tell me the core function of this US Auto panel?"


    "To fit crooked and have large gaps?"


    "Who the f*ck said that?"

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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    02/20/09

    @Ash78: Hi-HO!
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/20/09

    @Ash78: Yeah, COTD. That's it, guys, pack up and go home.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    02/20/09

    @Ash78: Quesadilla to monitor interface...engaged!
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    They are undoubtedly reviewing the commentary of the geniuses on Jalopnik.


    Duh?

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    "Why don't they just conduct business like Apple?"
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    02/20/09

    @SirNotAppearing:
    Seriously! iPods seem to be able to get by with battery power instead of that smelly, noisy, and polluting gasoline engine. There should be a law that all cars recharge by USB port. You could like totally plug it into you laptop to recharege while driving. problem solved.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/20/09

    @Tiberiuswise - now with 20% more sarcasm.: The Prius Nano, a bright pink plugin hybrid go kart.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/20/09

    @Skunky:

    Shaped like a phallus

    Thirty-seven feet per charge

    Big hit with douchebags
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/20/09

    In reply to First Meeting Of White House Auto Task Force Going On Right Now
    We're fucked.
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