Whiskey is in my blood. Not literally—well maybe a little right now—but since my dad's side of the family is from Scotland and I grew up in Tennessee, I like to take the spirit seriously. So when I heard of a gadget that would make cheap whiskey taste top shelf, I was pretty excited. Until I tried it.
Check your job title at the door—unless it happens to be "Master of Whiskey" for the oldest licensed distillery in the world. In that case, we'd like to know a little more.
Workers at a Lockheed Martin plant in Texas are attempting to one-up their Michigander counterparts by drinking and smoking during lunch while building F-35 fighter jets. Cue the local news gotcha video.
This week was supposed to be all about the ongoing Amerigasm in advance of the 4th of July weekend. We've had the best car commercials and our favorite American patrol cars as well as a tribute to the Dodge Charger Police Spec and The Blues Brothers. We're all about the U.S. of A. But then one of you had to go and be…