Hemi vs. Hemi. '69 vs. '64. Plymouth vs. Dodge. Super Stocker vs. Wheelstander. Who really cares about ETs when it's Sox & Martin and Bill "Maverick" Golden? Awesome is practically guaranteed.
Who doesn't secretly wish he or she owned a wheelstanding school bus? It's a goddamn wheelstanding school bus, after all. You hear? A school bus that does wheelstands! Think of the fun to be had! The mirth to be made! The wheels to be stood upon! Admit it. You totally want one.