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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/12/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    This entire thread just reminded me why I love Jalopnik so much. It's not Murilee in fishnets, it's the Commentariat. I've just laughed so hard reading this thread that I have tears running down my face, and my cheeks are burning.


    Well done, all, if I could, I'd award you all the Cruel Bastards™ Commenters of the Day award.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    So the chick comes with the clock...or not? If you don't leap up when the alarm goes off, she starts jumping up and down on the bed and screaming at you?
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    You have to make a damn goofy face to draw attention away from that chronological miscarriage in the background...and this girl nails it. Impressive.


    Is she about to sneeze? Did she just shart? Was her grandmother dry humping the camera man? It's like the Mona Lisa smile...we'll never know for sure.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/11/09

    @Cognitive Friction: Hope you win COTD,that made me laugh,chronological miscarriage = genius wordplay.
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    Image of pres pres
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    After reading the comments, I am not alone in thinking she had a "Whoops I Crapped my Pants" moment. Time to change those Huggies.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    Mommy, I'm scared!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    Stop making fun of the model. She's actually pretty hot in real life and has appeared as a body double for Selma Hayek in two movies.


    It's just that the clock is sucking all the hot out of her. It's an unholy vortex of horror.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: It's less about the model herself and more about the pose.


    One wonders what was discarded if they used that picture...

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    She really looks like she's mid-fart right there.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/11/09

    @Mad_Science: I'd say a chunk may have slipped out too.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    Fucking homely women! Always messing up my novelty timepiece advertising shit!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/12/09

    @Tomsk can park himself, thank you: I never expected this to become a meme, but then, I never expected Breakfast Scotch to take off like it has either. That just made me actually laugh out loud. I think I just woke my neighbour. Cheers, mate!
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    I can haz greencard now?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/11/09

    @Number_Six, unsecured and hacked: HA!
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    Hmm. Steering wheel giving birth to an F1 car while a tranny watches.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    giz could not have said it better, what the shit indeed
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    "Now shrug your shoulders, give a weird stare and hang your arms down like sausages. A little less smile... That's it."
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    02/11/09

    @philibuster: lol
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    I am sure there is a failing transmission joke in there somewhere
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/12/09

    @Jo Schmo *Now with 30% more obscure references: Note to self. Scotch through nose = painful.


    Fuck, you gotta warn people before you do shit like that.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    Why does the woman in the pic look so uncomfortable,did she just sit on one?
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    Image of c0de c0de
    02/11/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: they are trying to say that this clock is as ugly as that chick (if indeed that's a chick) which i find implausible as nothing can come close to how ugly she is !
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/11/09

    @c0de: True,she's been well & truely beaten with the ugly stick.
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    Image of jodark jodark
    02/11/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: She took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down.


    /Matt Damon'd from Private Ryan

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/11/09

    @jodark: Haha,that reminds me,i really should get around to watching that film. I'm officially the only person yet to see it.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/11/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Isn't she part of the clock?
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/11/09

    In reply to F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
    the rapture is coming!!!!
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