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    What Do Celebrities Drive?
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    02/02/09

    In reply to What Do Celebrities Drive?
    Lauren conrad can drive me anytime. Mrrow.
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    02/02/09

    In reply to What Do Celebrities Drive?
    Lauren Conrad's Audi is a Media Fleet car and not hers! She's not so hot anymore
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/02/09

    @Bento has a new picture of the Dacia Sandero: I was wondering how in the hell a reality TV star could afford that car...thanks for clearing that up
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/02/09

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    Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, No, No , No, YES!!, No, Maybe, No, No, YES!!, No, No, Maybe, NO!!, No , No, Extra Credit: NO!!
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    02/02/09

    In reply to What Do Celebrities Drive?
    213,000 views?


    Either Nibbles is insane and counting in base 4, or you're somehow counting views of the page from other sites, or there's some Facebook related nonsense going on, or...


    ...the most likelly explanation is that we've slipped into some kind of Philip K Dick parallel paranoid world, where we what we think we can see is an amusing and intelligent car blog, but in 'reality' is 'Hello!' magazine.


    Every other word you type is actually a possible answer to the 'lunch-break crossword'.


    Don't be surprised if your PC vapourises after reading this.

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/01/09

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    Damn "celebrities." Blinged-out SUVs, supercars and Priuses. Yawn.


    If I were a "celebrity," I'd only be seen in something vintage, or some shitbox sedan for irony's sake (+1 to Conan and his awesomely crappy SHO).

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    02/01/09

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    What the hell is Daniel Craig doing driving an Audi? Didn't Aston give him cars for life or something for being Bond. I mean a S6 is a damn nice car, but, DBS, DB9...
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/01/09

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    Who cares about celebrities. I'd rather see Cars of the Cotomer Servis Reps.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    02/01/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon: 2000 Nissan Altima SE with a 5sp... only slightly less boring than a Camry. It's getting replaced as soon as I've got the cash.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/01/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon: As would I! I'm pretty sure we've already had that thread, though.


    You all know what I drive.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    02/01/09

    @Fluffy, Pushbroom: An awesome Swedish sports sedan with the uber-exclusive New England "Add Lightness" package.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/01/09

    In reply to What Do Celebrities Drive?
    Conan wins. His bit on that Taurus is brilliantly played.

    I don't know who half of these people are--but where is Paris's pink Bentley? Or whatever it was? And Hannah's El Camino--did she sell that? And Lance Armstrong's re-done GTO (I think it was)?

    Or you could killed a lot of birds with one stone: What Does Leno Drive?
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/01/09

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    Also, separated at birth?



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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/01/09

    @bzr is Chuck Norris is a Mustang Cobra:


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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/01/09

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    "Miley Cyrus drives a Porsche Cayenne GTS."


    I weep for humanity.

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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    02/01/09

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    I wonder how many have the exclusive chowder mirror?


    Also, Eric Lindros bought a Tahoe Hybrid last summer.

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    Image of IamZardoz IamZardoz
    02/01/09

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    I saw a recent pic of Mickey Rourke sitting on the hood of his 68 or 69 black Pontiac GTO. Sean Penn also owns a Buick Grand National, he was busted for carrying a gun in one.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/01/09

    @IamZardoz: If every celebrity carried a loaded gun in their turbo G-body, the world would be a better place.


    Well, maybe not.

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02/01/09

    In reply to What Do Celebrities Drive?
    That gallery is ridiculously hard to use. Too many clicks about stuff I really don't care about.
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    Image of CheetoBurrito CheetoBurrito
    01/31/09

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    Ok, so forgive me all the car people out here that will obviously have a much more informed opinion perhaps, but whatever car that is that Simon Cowell is driving could not look more like a penis. Which makes sense, considering that he's kinda a dbag to begin with, but do people actually covet this vehicle?
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02/01/09

    @CheetoBurrito: Cowell also has a Maybach. 2 I think.


    And I actually like him. Who else is going to tell those people that they suck so bad at singing?

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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    01/31/09

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    After his crack about two wheels bad, I think Wert should have to look up what motorcycles celebs ride. And I mean ride not have (there's a big difference.) Leno's collection alone should keep him busy for at least an hour.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    01/31/09

    @joneez is enjoying a California 'winter': I've seen his death-trap collection.
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