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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Perv? No. Legend? I'd have to see the vid before deciding...
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    Image of domino domino
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    having a hot girl wash your car doesn't seem perverted, that's a typical male fantasy, right?


    i'll tell you what perverted is: convincing diddles to bring his helmet with him, trying it on, then watching him wear it immediately afterwards. mmm...helmet.

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    domino was starred domino was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/09/09

    @domino can't unheartclick jerks - the horror!: Dammit, now I have to clean up another cup of spilled coffee.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Can we please cross-post this to Jezebel?


    I can't wait to see what they would have to say about this.

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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    1) Why would she audition for the sequel?


    2) I think we know how they will insure record breaking DVD sales -- Bonus material.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    GM's totally pissed for missing this product placement opportunity.
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    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    I wanna heart-click Michael Bay.


    And heck, I wanna see that footage. Bet it's somewhere on his computer.

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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    I'm guessing Michael Bay is nothing more than an Id with legs. I kind of admire him for that.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/09/09

    @Maymar is (insert recent meme here): Here's to hoping you get two COTDs in a row for that.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Really? I was sure he saw her in a Shakespeare play and was astonished by her talent.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    07/09/09

    @Syrax: If by "talent", you mean "breasts", and by "a Shakespeare play", you mean "her underwear", then you're exactly right!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Dammit, Bay! Where is the film? Show the film, and be forgiven for the Baysplosion stuff!
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    One question: Did she need to re-apply after the audition?


    By that I mean: "Did her tatoos wash off?"

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    SeanKHotay was starred SeanKHotay was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    07/09/09

    @SeanKHotay: Those aren't tattoos, those are her movie cues. Some of them are words, others are facial expressions.
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Which is more frustrating?


    A. Jalop posting this without the video


    B. leeeeena's GIF posted on the COTD thread?

     Reply
    Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was starred Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/09/09

    @Peugeot--Not in the Fiat Alliance...Yet: LOL, I'm sorry about that! I have to admit it was hilarious reading all of your reactions, though.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    How exactly does this make Michael Bay a perv? I would cheerfully film Megan Fox washing my Ferrari. I'm not a perv.


    Ignore that sign in the yard, that's just boilerplate from the DA.


    Hmm, where did those kiddie-size panties come from? Oh, I guess the neighbor's dog dug them up. That's nothing. Hey, let's hook up the hose, and I'll get the camera!

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Gee, you'd thing an audition for Michael Bay would involve blowing something up.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    "Car washing" is the new "casting couch"?


    Not sure how I feel about this...

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    SeanKHotay was starred SeanKHotay was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    07/09/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
    Ha, excellent. Finally took the kids to check out the movie. I don't know what the critics are whining about. My 7 year old had no issue following it and it made perfect sense to him. Heck, my 4 year old never blinked for 2.5 hours. Of course he is now saying "What the heck?" all the time. I can't recall if that was a line in the movie or not.


    Great movie, fun to watch and if anyone is still confused they should have paid attention to the old Transformers movie, cartoons and the new cartoons.


    Now, let's see Fox Fondling Ferrari.

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    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    07/09/09

    @lilwillie heart clicks GM: My 4yo nephew is now saying "What the heck?!" all the time too.


    But he didn't see the movie.*


    * He picked it up from me. Glad I cleaned it up around him... :/

     Reply
    SeanKHotay was starred SeanKHotay was unstarred
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