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    Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    First off, this totally should have been posted by Ensign Wesley Siler.


    Secondly. Can someone please show me how the warp nacelles fold into the trunk when the roof is down? I'm trying to work it out, and it doesn't seem to work.


    Highly illogical.

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    So, I presume that there is a Warp Drive G-Wagen in the works too? Becouse, seriously, aerodynamics are for squares. . lol/pun
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    Great. They just turned Worf into Wesley Crusher.
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    Image of Bret Bret
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    Finally, the tuners are listening to Thomas L Friedman. I think we can all breath a deep, relaxing sigh, and know that the Financiapocalypse is soon to end.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    Make it so.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    A little known feature about the Warp Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65 is its Holodeck-derived Passenger Holoseat, which can simulate various celebrity babes and Bikini models. You can also choose a program that will allow you to create your very own personalized "Holohotty" for an extra $500.00!
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    Where do you store the tribbles?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    I'd ask for it's 'Ring time, but we'd have to steal Mr. Scott or Lt. Commander LaForge from the io9 gang to explain the warp field dynamics in the Karussel. Then, the Kirk/Picard debate would start, someone would chuck a photon torpedo and, faster than you could yell "KAPLAGH!!",......all out nerd civil war.


    You know what...just skip it. Forget the whole damn thing.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    I'm not buying it. Because I know it's all ball bearings these days.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    They better put this on their "tuned" car and will have more LEDs and is ready for the comming hollidays
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    Captain, she can't take much morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    RENNtech always were an Enterprising bunch.
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    Image of WillysWonka WillysWonka
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    I want an SLR that can hit ludicrous speed. Then we will have a Mercedes whose velocity matches it's price.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/13/08

    @WillysWonka: We've gone to plaid!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/13/08

    @mytdawg: Plaid was deemed too pedestrian for a vehicle of this class. Thanks to a newly formed corporate partnership, when the SL65 reaches ludicrous speed it will "go to Burberry".
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/13/08

    @smalleyxb122: Via Tartan? Kind of a transitional phase
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    11/13/08

    @smalleyxb122: Or possibly "SL Argyle"
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/13/08

    @smalleyxb122: I should have seen that coming...
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    11/13/08

    In reply to Exclusive: Details Leak On "Warp" Optioned RENNtech Mercedes SL65
    This is perfect for the guy who wants to buy a car to get girls, but then use that car for the exact opposite.
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