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    The Boys LOVE The Brute
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    As a child of the seventies, "Brute" just conjures memories of a pungent aftershave in a little green bottle (available in the sundries aisle of your local supermarket).
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    Can we get some upskirt shots?


    Those guys are checking to see if it's a girl Jeep or a boy Jeep.


    My daddy can tell if it's a boy puppy or girl puppy by looking at the bottom of it's feet.


    Wait for it...

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    Image of SuzanneD SuzanneD
    11/05/08

    @mytdawg: If it were a girl Jeep it'd be stuck in 4 inches of mud outside a strip mall in Jersey somewhere. Come on mytdawg, I thought we'd already had "the talk."
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    11/05/08

    @SuzanneD: Personally I don't find the name "Brute" very manly. Well maybe in a butch sorta way. I just picture the gay dancers in Blazing Saddles.
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    mmmm. AEV... jeeps jeep should be building.


    Slap a diesel into it and put it on the showroom floor!

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    They're all eyeing ruffntuff-mobiles for our carpocalyptic future.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    This one is for Rusty:
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    11/05/08

    @Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!: Thank goodness you at least left his shirt on... I was afraid of another one of those "big fat dude with something shaved into his unnaturally hairy back" pictures.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/05/08

    @acarr260: My chops are for pleasure, not pain.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    11/05/08

    @Dr.Danger, Hasta la victoria siempre!: I, for one, appreciate you using your talent for good... and not the evils of back hair.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    Manflops!
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    Isn't Brute some sorta '70s splash on aftershave?
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    Salesguy: "Why, this here suspension's beefier than your calves sir!"
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    Could you get that fat guy to stand in front of all the cars when you take a picture? It really adds to the mystery of what they look like.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    11/05/08

    @graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: The main point of this vehicle is apparently the crazy-expensive suspension... which is ironically blocked by the two gentlemen in front of the truck. I guess they couldn't wait five minutes for them to move before taking a picture.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    That Brute kit is brutally expensive, but I might actually find myself buying one for my TJ because it'd be cheaper than buying a new JK or an extra pickup.


    Oh, and portal axles are the the hottest thing since the invention of the schoolgirl outfit.

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    Image of clinto clinto
    11/05/08

    @Mad_Science:

    French maid outfit > schoolgirl outfit.


    Actually on topic for a moment, are those Jeep wheels 2-piece units like the military combat wheels?

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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    11/05/08

    @clinto: Let's get the gals from Jezebel to sign off on this debate!


    I'm kind of torn between the two selections, so I'm going to add option #3: No outfit at all...

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    11/05/08

    @clinto: Feather dusters gross me out.


    And I'm guessing the wheels are standard-issue beadlocks...actual beadlocks, I hope.

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    11/05/08

    @Mad_Science: I am ambivalent on feather dusters, but surely there are other cleaning devices that can be used as reasonable accessories.
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    11/05/08

    @Mad_Science: You know, JC Whitney sells beadlock trim rings. I want a set for my xB, but not for $70.


    They would sell them, after all.

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    11/05/08

    @Mad_Science: The whole schoolgirl thing has a pedophile-fantasy vibe. No thanks.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    11/06/08

    @Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle: I'd say there's a draw-able line between "the girl I never got in highschool" and straight-up pedophilia.


    ...but that's probably as far as we should go with it on this gawker site.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/05/08

    In reply to The Boys LOVE The Brute
    Did you drive that JT Concept to your Reunion?
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