There used to be a sedan one of these around the corner--in the unavoidable pale blue--with the tiny rear deck and everything. I really, really wanted that. Looked much better than the square back. To me. #volkswagentype3
@Novaload: Nice. The notchbacks were always my favorite. Interestingly, they still had the pancake engine, covered up, which allowed the rear to have a second trunk. Practical, yet complete nonsense: the German way! #volkswagentype3
@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: See, I was going to say that it DID have a trunk because I saw the boot lid up, but I figured that couldn't possibly be true. Thanks for the info. #volkswagentype3
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Let's see if we can put together a form letter/mad-libs for you to use on these endless-loop minds:
Dear Sir/Madam/Houseplant,
I am (adjective) to inform you that the fine example of (nationality) engineering has been purchased wholesale by a wealthy (pejorative). It is being lavishly transformed into an as-new state that will leave it unrecognizable from these pictures.
@Novaload: The problem is that they never believe me- they think I'm holding out on them, just for spite.
The worst one yet was the junked '72 Vista Cruiser from a few months back. Someone must have posted it on a Vista Cruiser forum, because I have a half-dozen guys alternately pleading and threatening over that car. Some of them are on their 15th email by now. My patriotism is being questioned, because obviously the Vista Cruiser represents America. #volkswagentype3
@Murilee Martin: The very fact that one can no longer purchase a long-wheelbase, glassed-roofed station wagon version of one of America's most popular cars, complete with bench seats, lower body wood paneling, optional rallye wheels and a choice of hi-po V8s is enough to make me question everyone's patriotism. #volkswagentype3
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@Murilee Martin: Well, then charge the buggers--there ought to be some way you could make some bucks from their stupidity. Tell them it's $50 for additional information. "Click here for more information"--but you're too nice to do that, I suspect. #volkswagentype3
@Novaload: Please do. Better still, wait until he's out telling some Pilot or Accord owner how dumb they are for not buying a plasticky, thrashy-motored Chevy, and hit him with a Vista Cruiser. #volkswagentype3
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@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Agreed - when I was 19 I bought a '71 411 which was a fun driver but needed a lot of fiddling to keep running right. Plus the PO had removed the bulb from the oil pressure warning light... so after the 411 died I replaced it with a '74 Coupe DeVille. #volkswagentype3
@62imperialcrown: So you went from one of the weirdest, worst rear-engined VWs ever sold, to one of the hugest, biggest-engined Cadillacs ever sold. Congratulations, I don't think it's possible to own two more different vehicles. #volkswagentype3
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Wish the limo was based on a Checker airport taxi, but this is more open minded and diverse than I would have expected. None are particularly practical, but showcase interesting development trends. #alternativeenrgy
Sorry, but not including Electro-Automotive's E-Sports Racer = epic fail. It was a custom, 100 MPH electric racecar...a decade and a half ago. #alternativeenrgy
@Skunky: It's not an easy engine swap, not so much because of the engine but because the massive torque made the installation of a Allison tranny necessary. That meant cutting the firewall and the floor panels, plus all kinds of cutting and replacing of the original hard mounts.
Still, it's a 65 Impala that destroyed a Lambo in the 1/4 mile and is street legal.
You can find the episode online by looking for "Earth Day Impala Pimp My Ride", but look for the full hour long video, not the one hosted by MTV. #alternativeenrgy
Bolting a roofrack to an S-10 and covering it with a solar array is stupid-smart. It's stupid nobody's much done it yet, and smart - it verges on a half-assed perpetual motion machine. The longer it stays parked, the farther it'll go when you need it. And the truck chassis has the capacity to really load on the batteries so you can have a pretty long range, and still some left for payload when you need it.
The grass-covered Volkswookie is just too much. It is in desperate need of the Volkswacker. #alternativeenrgy
Remember that other German madman who wanted to "dominate" the world.
VW will go crashing down just like he did. Some people (I will not mention from what country) are not only egotistical, but stupid as well.
VW has proven one area they can dominate: high-priced, unreliable cars, not only from Mexico, but from the Faderland as well.
Not really mentioned here is that VW wants to made the new midsizer larger AND cheaper than the Passat. High on the list of cars I don't want is a Volkswagen Galant.
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That car looks wholly intact, down to the spare which shames three of the five tires I have on/in my ride. #volkswagentype3
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Are you sure? You wrote an article on it.
WORST SEVIS EVA #volkswagentype3
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Maybe you should just rename the series "It's Already Been Crushed, Asshole!"
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Dear Sir/Madam/Houseplant,
I am (adjective) to inform you that the fine example of (nationality) engineering has been purchased wholesale by a wealthy (pejorative). It is being lavishly transformed into an as-new state that will leave it unrecognizable from these pictures.
Kisses,
- Murilee #volkswagentype3
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The worst one yet was the junked '72 Vista Cruiser from a few months back. Someone must have posted it on a Vista Cruiser forum, because I have a half-dozen guys alternately pleading and threatening over that car. Some of them are on their 15th email by now. My patriotism is being questioned, because obviously the Vista Cruiser represents America. #volkswagentype3
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Also, if you want to punch Howie Long, he lives in my town. Or maybe I'll just punch him for you, if you like. #volkswagentype3
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[jalopnik.com] #alternativeenrgy
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Sorry, but not including Electro-Automotive's E-Sports Racer = epic fail. It was a custom, 100 MPH electric racecar...a decade and a half ago. #alternativeenrgy
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Still, it's a 65 Impala that destroyed a Lambo in the 1/4 mile and is street legal.
You can find the episode online by looking for "Earth Day Impala Pimp My Ride", but look for the full hour long video, not the one hosted by MTV. #alternativeenrgy
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The grass-covered Volkswookie is just too much. It is in desperate need of the Volkswacker. #alternativeenrgy
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VW will go crashing down just like he did. Some people (I will not mention from what country) are not only egotistical, but stupid as well.
VW has proven one area they can dominate: high-priced, unreliable cars, not only from Mexico, but from the Faderland as well.
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