Drunk Old Coot Leaves Plymouth Minivan On Tracks To Be Hit By Two Trains

Today's Hoon of the Day comes to us from NBC's Today Show and the little city of Hinsdale, IL. Here's what happened. At about 5:42 p.m. on Monday, 72-year-old Franciszek Chudzik drove over a train crossing in downtown Hinsdale and attempted to make a left turn onto the third set of tracks of the Burlington Northern… »1/30/08 8:00am1/30/08 8:00am


Tina Turner Wants To Put You In a Plymouth Voyager!

Say it's the 80s and you've got the Chrysler advertising account. You've got Tina Turner signed up to do an ad... but what's the best vehicle to have her pitch? Maybe something sporty, like the Shelby GLHS? Or luxurious, like the Chrysler/Maserati TC? No, no... when you think Tina Turner, you think minivan, right?… »1/08/08 10:00am1/08/08 10:00am

Manhattan Mopar Mishegas! Tudor City Jews For Jesus And Diplomats Heart The Minivans

While walking in Tudor City this weekend, that higher than First Avenue midtown east enclave of diplomatic immunity from parking tickets, I found two examples of people rolling in vehicles which one would not expect. Top among them is the Jews for Jesus "Manhattan Division," who apparently roll in a vehicle as… »3/05/07 12:57pm3/05/07 12:57pm

Spy Photos: Still More on the 2008 Chrysler Minivans

We're still pretty far from the launch of Chrysler's next-generation, non-minivan minivans, but they're all over the desert, undergoing hot-weather testing. We're not sure if engineers are employing a controversial new interior test, during which they lock two Ritalin cases in the back for six hours with nothing but… »11/22/06 9:08am11/22/06 9:08am

Spy Photos: 2008 Chrysler Minivan, Now with Optional Thug

"Freeze, asshole." It would appear the ex-Delta Force mercenary — all hopped up on Gatorade Fierce — handling security detail for the Chrysler Voyager test team is less than pleased to see a COINTEL spy pointing a telephoto in his general direction. The spies are saying the new minivan may get some muscle of its own —… »6/23/06 11:23am6/23/06 11:23am