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    El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    Improved the Design:



    Your welcome
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    If you look at a V70 (or S60 for that matter) you'll see that your head and shoulders (for lustrous, dandruff-free hair) reside eill behind the B-pillar. If these photoshopped images were brought to fruition, you'd need to cant your head forward at an awkward angle to keep from having it stick out the back window. Add about 4 inches, and maybe a little aft-door window, and there you go. It'd still look pretty sweet.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    That's one spicy Swedish meatball! I like it.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    My name is Olaf.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    It's so pretty. I like the one shooting lasers out of it's head lights.


    Back in the 2000's, I had an El Camino that had, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in traffic, which we scientists call the "Slow Drivers." Slowly but surely, drivers will be too afraid to go on the road and the economy will crawl to a halt. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.

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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    Wouldn't the proper suffix be -cheroed? It is a Ford.
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    Image of bygeorge bygeorge
    03/24/09

    @Triborough: Ding! The gent wins a prize! i was about to say the same thing...


    Ford should stick a thumb in GM's eye and release a 21st century Ranchero! (Except it would be highly unprofitable to do so, but...Ranchero! FTW!)

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @bygeorge: Yup. Me too.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    I understand the practicality and all, but I'm still not sold on Los Caminos.


    I like them, but I would never even consider buying one, you get me? No offense.

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    Image of 78_elky 78_elky
    03/24/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Seriously, buy one and try not to fall in love. No one truly understands until they own one.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/25/09

    @78_elky: I remember, you're a fan.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    It's obvious that El Caminos and PBR go hand in hand, like I imagine Utes and Fosters also do. What's the equivalent Swedish beer?
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    03/24/09

    @Maymar bans bare chassis hoonage: Abro!
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    If you guys liked that, you'll love these two Volvo pick-ups.


    [www.globalmotors.net]

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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    As if building it isn't the hard part. For some reason I have "Imaginary Lovers" playing in my head right now.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/24/09

    @Tanshanomi: I play that song every night before I go to sleep.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    I'll take several.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    I just want a V70R converted to have an open bed instead of an enclosed hatch.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    I'd rather have half-assedly El Caminoized 240 from a few months back.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    El Camino in Swedish.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    @skaycog: Interestingly enough, the Swedish for "El Camino" is "Vägen".
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/24/09

    @A promenading performer: I once thought about going Vägen, but decided I'd miss In-N-Out too much.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    @Graverobber: My goal in life is to show my In-N-Out Burger to as many Vägen as possible.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/24/09

    @A promenading performer: Bork bork bork?
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    Image of Daniel Horney Daniel Horney
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    "And I jizz in my pants." Seriously, I'd buy that if it came with a manual transmission and RWD (or AWD).
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    03/24/09

    @Daniel Horney: One used V70R and one weekend with a sawzall will get you damn close to one of these.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/24/09

    @Daniel Horney:


    Lonely Island FTMFW!

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