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    Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Glad to hear some kinda-sorta-approval of my engine/trans combo. I've got the cracked tape below the windows as well, the rocker molding's yet to come off, but the rub strip on the driver's door is loose (plastic clip). Mine's rusting in one place - behind the left rear wheel, where the spare tire is on the sedan - and my dash is, as of yet, uncracked (but the door pockets and center console have shattered).


    Oh, and I've got fifteen times that mileage on mine.


    God, you guys got a beautiful car.

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    Image of TurboBrick [LIGIER] TurboBrick [LIGIER]
    12/29/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Do you still have the giant clock and does it work?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/08/09

    @TurboBrick: Oh yes, and it's not set, but it works.
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    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Forget the V8lvo route; been traversed too many times already. Why not something a little more exotic, like a nice Jag V12? How hard could it be?
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    12/30/08

    @thunder: Both have been owned by Ford at some point in their histories so everything should bolt up just fine. Right? Right?
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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Sweet car! I especially love how the first gauge is a freaking CLOCK. Makes it easy to keep track of your sub-9 quarter miles!
    Good find.
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    12/29/08

    @Landau_Calrissian: sub 9-minute runs at least. Yes, the clock works perfectly.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    "classic European styling"


    Does this mean I can tell people that my chimney was built using "classic European styling blocks"?


    I can appreciate this car as much as anyone else, but lets call a brick a brick here.

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    I was going to call "crack pipe" when I read about "sub-14K" for a 22 year old Volvo. Then I read the post... D'oh! 14k MILES, not 14K DOLLARS...
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Nice find, Matt!
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Needs more quad-rounds..


    But other than that, what can I say? I hate you guys; that's a sweet ride.


    And with those kind of miles, I hope you like that car, because it should last approximately 1.3 million years.

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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    12/29/08

    @Slantsick: This is the hope. Who doesn't like the long project? We were looking for quad squares, actually, but the condition of this particular car was impossible to pass up.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    As for upgrades, is there a kit to supercharge this motor? That and swapping in a stick would be my first ideas. As for the A/C, who really needs it?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    "The condenser seized so the a/c doesn't work"


    Um, compressor?

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @Mike the Dog: He's not exactly inspiring confidence in this project, is he?
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    Image of bdon bdon
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    nice find. The top end is so tight in the old volvos the cylinder bores wore away like a headgasket, (after many many miles mind you). I followed one freighted once through one end of new hampshire to the other, it pulled away mysteriously in the hills, 80s mph, stuff hanging off the roof flappin in the breeze, the car leaned toa bad loadmaster... and didn't leave an odor to fill my 90hp car behind it.Living facts make the car, the RWD volvo is a smart one...not as smart a s a 3 main boxer, but does add some faith to the crazy inline enginerring that mature can be built. The metals are bad like its generation for my loacale, shamefully, like alot of decent vehicles, they are a rarity.
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    Image of dculberson dculberson
    12/29/08

    It never ceases to amaze me how much ugly people are willing to put up with in an aftermarket stereo system!


    @bdon: Uhh... what?

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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    12/29/08

    @dculberson: Cocaine, it's a helluva drug!
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    12/29/08

    @bdon: Here's what MS Word thinks you were trying to say. I still have no idea.


    "Nice find. The top end is so tight in the old Volvos the cylinder bores wore away like a head gasket, (after many miles mind you). I followed one freighted once through one end of new Hampshire to the other, it pulled away mysteriously in the hills, 80s mph, stuff hanging off the roof flapping in the breeze, the car leaned toad bad loadmaster... and didn't leave an odor to fill my 90hp car behind it. Living facts make the car, the RWD Volvo is a smart one...not as smart a s a 3 main boxer, but does add some faith to the crazy inline engineering that mature can be built. The metals are bad like its generation for my locale, shamefully, like allot of decent vehicles, they are a rarity."

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/29/08

    @discontinuuity: I'm certain English is not the fellow's native tongue. Whether he's using translating software, or simply doing his best with the English at his command, I'm not sure. What I do know is that I made fun of him awhile back, and felt a right prat when I figured out about the language thing.
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    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    12/29/08

    @discontinuuity: Glad it wasn't just me.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Recipe for awesome:
    Yorn desh turbo, der meth-injection de gitt der glue, Orn desh, dee 5-speed desh, de umn tørk! tørk! tørk!
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    12/29/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: SNAP OUT OF IT MAN, your speaking Jibberish.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Nice. Wagon projects FTW.


    Just remember: take your planned out timeline and budget and double it. That's about what it'll take.


    Here's a hint on wedding stuff:

    I registered at Sears for a bunch of tools. Each was like a $20-50 mini-set of wrenches or sockets or whatever.


    Of course, your tools/dollar goes way up the bigger the set you get, so I exchanged all of those for a big set that had double the tools.

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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    At a young age Matt was not like the other kids. While the other kids all played with their Corvette and Trans-Am hot wheels, Matt was scouring the dollar stores and toy isles for hopes that somebody had a Volvo wagon just like his parent's cars.


    But sadly, no Matel or Matchbox held his misunderstood wagon. Mat went home, playing with the tape and cardboard station wagon'd hot wheels sedans he had done.


    At 16, while other kids wouldn't be caught dead near a volvo, Matt foamed at the mouth for the little child hauler. He paraded around town in his drivers permit and mom's Volvo Station Wagon, reveling in the stares of the girls.. as they laughed on the inside at the site of a Texas boy in his mom's station wagon. But, Matt rode on, daring to race any 5.0 Mustang that came in site, thinking his invincible wagon could take em all.


    At age 17, the wagon was seeing it's last days. Matt spent many days in his room, in the dark corner, with his wagonized hotwheels, waiting to hear back from the Mechanics. The Volvo was in for a blown head gasket, and Matt knew this could be the end. When the phone rang, Matt jumped out of his disparity and grabbed the phone, only to realize it was just a wrong number. Matt's heart sunk..


    Later that night Matt's parents came home, shaking their heads. The Volvo could not be fixed, it's costs were too high. Matt went to his room, in a fit of heart broken rage, ripping down the Volvo photos on the walls and cursing at the Swedish gods.


    That day, Matt said goodbye to his buddy, the Volvo station wagon. Nobody could understand them, but they were happy.


    10 years later, Matt all grown up in his days. Strumming across the interwebs falls upon a site for his akey breaky Volvo heart. An Austinite selling their Volvo, could this be? It was piss yellow, just like his parents! While it didn't have the drive safely sticker on the bumper, and the wheels were jacked off some show-boating turbo Volvo, it beckoned to Matt.


    A weekend later, and 300 miles of highway, Matt gets to relive his teenage hood. The girls still give him awkward stares, and the 5.0 Mustangs may just still be faster if the trailer park treated them well, but Matt scoots on, reveling in the day that he gets to drive HIS Volvo Station Wagon.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/29/08

    @TexanIdiot25 IS FINISHING HIS GOD DAMN TRUCK: What a lovely story! And a happy ending, too.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    12/29/08

    @TexanIdiot25 IS FINISHING HIS GOD DAMN TRUCK: I realize now that I never once used a his, he, him, etc instead of just Matt's name...


    Go christmas break retardation!

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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    12/29/08

    @TexanIdiot25 IS FINISHING HIS GOD DAMN TRUCK: Holy crap, have you been following me around? Did you read my gournal?
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    Image of Tim McLaren Tim McLaren
    12/29/08

    @Matt Hardigree: (in my best Elizabeth Banks voice) "Oh, you mean a journal?"
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    12/29/08

    @Tim McLaren: (In my best Paul Rudd voice) Yeah, whatever. I guess I'm not all smart like you
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    12/29/08

    @Matt Hardigree: I saw the Volvo sticker on the cover and stole your diary when you weren't looking.
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    Image of marc2068 marc2068
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    You know that all of the Volvo lovings Jalops are going to stalk you for this car. They will wait for the day you drive to the 7-ll early in the morning for your cuppa joe and in your pre caffeine haze you leave the keys in the car. While you are inside guzzling the sludge left from last night the dude whose been watching the car for the past two days comes from behind the dumpster and peels off in your piece of gold.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/29/08

    @marc2068: One of the Volvologists around these parts is SuzanneD. And personally, I suspect that's why Matt chose this particular project. Cuz really, she could stalk me if she wanted. That'd be ssssssssssssuper.
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    12/29/08

    In reply to Introducing The Latest Jalopnik Side Project: Low-Mileage Volvo 245 Wagon
    Usually I do not give a hoot what car is used, but I do not believe you should ruin this beautiful station wagon. Instead you should have found a rougher example and used that instead of this almost-mint Volvo.
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    12/29/08

    @87CapriceEstate: I plan to make all of the changes very subtle and I also plan to de-uglify or replace the sound system.
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