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    Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking

    Dealer Porter Totally Destroys Limited Edition Dodge Viper SRT10
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    10/26/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    That's a $10,000 hood right there. Ouch. #accidents
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    Image of Nick Nick
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    why is bob lutz practicing in a viper . . . in chile? #accidents
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    HA!

    Good.

    Guys that drive like that deserve to crash into shit. I hope he has a brain injury (on the other hand, a Viper owner driving like that almost certainly does, because he A) owns a Viper, and B) is driving like a moran). #accidents
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    Image of wallcouldtalk wallcouldtalk
    10/25/09

    @Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: Sadly, it's spelled "morOn." #accidents
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    10/25/09


    @wallcouldtalk: @merc6point9: reference #accidents
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    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. promoted this comment skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube was starred skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    10/27/09

    @skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube: Seriously, I thought this was common knowledge. I guess not. #accidents
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    Image of skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube
    10/27/09

    @Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: there is no such thing as common knowledge - the literal translation does not allow it. #accidents
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    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. promoted this comment skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube was starred skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube was unstarred
    Image of PaulE PaulE
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    Voluptuous Viper vanquished via very vexing violent velocity variation. #accidents
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    Maxichamp promoted this comment PaulE was starred PaulE was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @PaulE: Voluptuous Valparaisan Viper... #accidents
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    Shortened sight sows the seed of smashed super snake. #accidents
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/23/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Exiting tunnel
    The snake speeds into sunshine
    And a Toyota #accidents
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/23/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: You win. #accidents
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    I like the Viper, I really do, but under the bridges, it sounds like a pissed-off UPS truck. #accidents
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    How embarrassing I am not even sure what to say except. What a tool bag. #accidents
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    Image of evilvocho evilvocho
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    now, I'm from Santiago, Chile, where that video was shot, and it was hard for such a thing not to happen really... that freeways is a mess, the exits are very badly designed, so you sometimes are doing 60-70mph and you encounter a row of cars standing still waiting to exit... well that and the dude is clearly an idiot #accidents
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/23/09

    @evilvocho: What does "vocho" mean in Chile? #accidents
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    Image of morrisseyscoot morrisseyscoot
    10/23/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Variation of "Bocho" which is slang for VW Beetle, is my guess. #accidents
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    10/23/09

    @morrisseyscoot: That's what I thought. #accidents
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    Image of evilvocho evilvocho
    10/24/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: yeah it's a slang for VW Beetle, what can I say, I drive one and love it... #accidents
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    Image of bzr bzr
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    Sidenote: I have that same wheel keychain! I bought it at the Ford museum in Dearborn and had it for years until it finally broke. I'm sure there's a metaphor in there somewhere. #accidents
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/23/09

    @bzr: This is why I love Jalopnik. #accidents
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    Image of bzr bzr
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    "The ending we always secretly want to see."

    Minus, of course, the car's destruction. Instead, I want to see the driver fly out of his windshield, Flatout-style, and go through the back of the truck, creating a person-shaped hole through the doors. The driver will then sit up with a large, bright-red bump on his head that he will rub with his hand, confused, while birds chirp around him. In the background, a trombone will go, "waa, waa, waa, waaah." And then, the car will be donated to orphans. #accidents
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    Image of horspowr1001 horspowr1001
    10/23/09

    @bzr: Here let me fix that for you:

    "And then, the car will be donated to [me]" #accidents
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    10/23/09

    @bzr: Should have been COTD, Looney Toons Edition. #accidents
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    Image of spectra spectra
    10/23/09

    @bzr: funny! #accidents
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    No ABS on a Viper Asshat.

    /fail #accidents
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/23/09

    @VeeArrrSix: We don't use that language around here, son. The correct way to say that is "No ABS on a Viper Wrecked'emHat."
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    Edited by beercheck at 10/23/09 4:50 PM beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/23/09

    @beercheck: Wrecked'em? Dang near Killed'em! #accidents
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/23/09

    @beercheck: Perhaps "Sombrero de Asno" would be more apropos? #accidents
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    10/23/09

    @VeeArrrSix: How about Culobra which is like a mashup of "ass" and "viper"?

    What a culobra! #accidents
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/23/09

    @AmishJohn: Well done, sir. Well done. And quicker than I expected! #accidents
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/23/09

    @beercheck: That's what she said. Damnit. #accidents
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    Image of bzr bzr
    10/23/09

    @AmishJohn: Wrecker? I hardly know her! #accidents
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    Image of evilvocho evilvocho
    10/23/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: nice one!! seems someone took some spanish in school!
    We in Chile would call the dude a "Huevon", [oo-ay-vone’] for u my english speaking friends!! #accidents
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/23/09

    @AmishJohn: Heh. #accidents
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/23/09

    @evilvocho: Really? That means lazy moron around here. #accidents
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/23/09

    @evilvocho: He's an egg? #accidents
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/23/09

    @beercheck: You set 'em up, we'll try to knock them down. #accidents
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    Image of evilvocho evilvocho
    10/27/09

    @Novaload: hahaha no, it´s just a latin american insult that has different meanings all over the continent... here in Chile it can mean anything really, it can be a verb, noun, etc. Funny thing, this being a small country with few muscle cars or super cars, this guy has been in the news, newspapers, etc. People recognize him and mock him on the streets! #accidents
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/27/09

    @evilvocho: That's funny, everyone knows him now--so he's getting attention he wanted, only not as he wanted! "I have a hot car" vs. "I wrecked a hot car"! #accidents
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    He passed the douche on the left-hand side. #accidents
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    I can't believe I just saw a Subaru out-douche a Viper. #accidents
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    Image of MyDragonLovesBruce - now with witty suffix! MyDragonLovesBruce - now with witty suffix!
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    You can pay off the cops in Chile and the ticket goes away, but the shame is eternal on YouTube. #accidents
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    G-Ram promoted this comment Edited by MyDragonLovesBruce - now with witty suffix! at 10/23/09 4:37 PM MyDragonLovesBruce - now with witty suffix! was starred MyDragonLovesBruce - now with witty suffix! was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/23/09

    In reply to Viper Driver Great At Showboating, Not At Braking
    At least the Viper driver wasn't trying to film while driving and weaving to follow another car. #accidents
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    Image of pres pres
    10/23/09

    @AmishJohn: It's the beauty of all wheel drive. I once crocheted a scarf while driving my 2.5 RS. #accidents
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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    10/23/09

    @AmishJohn: at least that guy didn't rear end anyone! #accidents
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    AmishJohn promoted this comment Unregular was starred Unregular was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/23/09

    @Unregular: That we know of. He controlled the editing, remember? #accidents
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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    10/23/09

    @AmishJohn: if he even made it out alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    dun dun dunnnnn #accidents
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