Take That, Ice Cube! Vin Diesel Confirms He's Making a New xXx Movie

Before Fast and Furious turned into one of the biggest franchises in the world, people though of Vin Diesel of a man of three franchises. Fast and Furious, of course, Pitch Black and xXx. Even though Diesel only showed up in the first xXx film, he long said he’d return to the spy-fi series. Now he will. »8/24/15 5:58pm8/24/15 5:58pm


I Don't Have Friends—I Got a Franchise: Growing Up Fast and Furious

When the first Fast and Furious movie was released, I was a 14-year-old in ruby-colored Roxy shorts who didn’t think about anything but Paul Walker, Blink-182, and surfing. I’d obviously never been surfing or even seen the Pacific Ocean, but I really identified with the laid-back SoCal beach vibes sold to me in the … »4/02/15 3:23pm4/02/15 3:23pm

Dumber-er And Awesomer: Furious 7, Reviewed

1. Furious 7 has a scene I have been waiting a long, long time to see in a movie, and it happens twice. Two cars facing each other from opposite sides of the street. Two men, nostrils flaring, glowering, revving their engines, respective erect penises in hand. They shift into gear. They floor it. They speed directly… »4/01/15 3:05pm4/01/15 3:05pm

Vin Diesel Thinks Furious 7 Will Win Best Picture Oscar, Is Nuts

Variety interviewed Vin Diesel, who made the bold, delusional claim that
Furious 7 will win best picture” and that “nothing that will ever come close to the power of this thing.” Immediately after making these statements, I imagine Vin Diesel then drank the entire contents of a nearby fishbowl, eyes locked with the… »3/25/15 8:20pm3/25/15 8:20pm

Here's Vin Diesel Dancing Alone to Beyoncé for Seven Minutes

Earlier this morning, huggable pile of bowling balls Vin Diesel posted a 7-minute-long video to Facebook that featured him lip syncing/singing to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" and dancing to Beyoncé's "Drunk In Love" with no further explanation. It's truly a great moment in internet — nay, human — history. »11/27/14 11:27am11/27/14 11:27am

​New Fast & Furious 7 Poster Brings "Vin Diesel" to Tears

["Vin Diesel", who is probably not Vin Diesel, took to Twitter today to share a new teaser poster for Fast & Furious 7, noting the homage to deceased co-star Paul Walker makes him "want to cry." "This is where roads part," the image reads while two cars speed away from each other in the probably-fake poster. Image via »1/21/14 5:33pm1/21/14 5:33pm