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    Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Fucking fuel additives, always fucking up our shit.
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    I'm still trying to figure out how a piece of paper got in there to begin with
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/30/09

    @Bullitt417: I'm guessing it was the paper seal on the bottle of snake oil.
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    Image of zeeboid zeeboid
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    That guy voted for Obama.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    03/30/09

    @zeeboid: That guy had a vote...
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Well what was he supposed to do? A piece of paper fell in the filler neck. What was on that piece of paper? Probably the number to his favorite ho. But that's beside the point. What happens when that paper gets in the fuel tank? Nothing. Nothing at all. But it was the number to his favorite ho.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    He needs a diesel!
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Damn, first the guy with his willie in the vaccuum, now this? I gues Saginaw can officially be named the dumbest city in America.
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    Image of elchimpo elchimpo
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    I'm assuming this happened in Florida
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/30/09

    @elchimpo: I was thinking Canada, myself.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/30/09

    @elchimpo: Saginaw, Michigan.


    But I think it was a ploy to distract people from the vacuum f*cker story that's been going around. Apparently people in Saginaw just can't get enough of sticking their appendages into things.

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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    03/30/09

    @elchimpo: Michigan.


    Hee hee.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/30/09

    @Ash78:


    It having happened in Michigan does not surprise me. Since everyone has abandoned ship that really only leaves the epic fucktrards.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/30/09

    @aSoundofF*cking:


    ^Epic fucktard, for spelling epic fucktard, epic fucktrards.

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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    03/30/09

    @Ash78: I hope it wasn't his right hand, otherwise his map will be off.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/30/09

    @aSoundofF*cking: See, not all the fucktards are in Michigan. And not all in Michigan are fucktards, although the ratio is getting less favorable as people with the means to do so move elsewhere.
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    Image of mrton mrton
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    "The finger you have used is too fat, to obtain a fuel filling wand...."
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/30/09

    @mrton: I feel embiggened by your comment.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Homer, are you just holding onto the soda can?


    Your point being?

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    I guess they weren't kidding about maintenance costing an arm and a leg.
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    03/30/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopf*ck: Haaart Klik!
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Lincoln: Reach Deeper.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    First mistake: fuel additive.
    Strike that. First mistake: Lincoln Navigator.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Take a tip from raccoons. Sometimes you have to accept that you'll need to let go of the scrap of paper before you can withdraw your paw from the hole.
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    Get that finger out of your tank! You don't know where that finger's been!
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/30/09

    In reply to Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours
    I can't play the video so all I can see is, HEY HEY HEY!!!
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    03/30/09

    @aSoundofF*cking: I never laugh in front of the computer! Now I am!
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