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Couple Busted in Car While "Testing 58 Erection Pills"

Everybody is guilty of the occasional in-car hanky panky, but a couple in The Hague, Netherlands has raised the bar. When confronted by officers suspicious of the fogged up windows (and rocking motion) the nude occupants offered a surprising excuse for their state - they claimed to be merely researching the effects of 58 erection pills. What?! Simultaneously? Sequentially? In one sitting? The 53 year old fellow and his 19 year old test volunteer almost got away with it, but the fuzz found some marijuana on the guy and summarily arrested him (out of jealousy). [Expatica.com]

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GM Going Limp On Boner Pills?


It turns out the General is dropping $17 million a year on prescriptions for Viagra, Cialis and other get-er-done pills. While the little blue pills are only a tiny drop in GM's $10 billion plus health care bucket, it still may make one wonder certain things. Maybe about the rising costs of health care insurance? Nah. It makes us wonder whether we want line-workers making our car with a hard-on. And that's one to grow on. [UPDATE: Our man-not-myth Farago has some further insight...as well as stories of hard-ons being sold on the street.] More »