What Diddles left out was the fact that everyone forded rivers except Pastrana. He paid a hippie river guide to take him across. It's the only logical explanation for a 1 minute lead.
@FurtiveParsnip: I think Christopher Robin would leave a more impressive...er...impression. Though seeing Tigger at the wheel of a hopped-up WRX would be a level of awesome that couldn't be surpassed.
discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper was starred
discontinuuity is tentatively testing the waters of Murlopnik Weekend before plunging again into the fridgid waters that are Jalopnik proper was unstarred
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"3' hippie penetrating diamond tip"
is unquestionably the best thing I will read this week. Thank you.
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Did his whole family then die of dysentery?
/obligatory
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what ever happened to "Hard right, 4, 3, 2, 1, Turn" in a soothing monotone voice?
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I know every damn corner I would be.
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Alex is one of the coolest damn guys you'd ever meet - Actually a Jalop fan!
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Awesome video!
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NASCAR still exists?
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Yeah, if you painted over that... stuff, sure.