Paintball Pranksters Sentenced to Shooting Their Own Cars

Judge Michael Cicconetti (as the source article tells us, his surname is pronounced "chih-kuh-NEH'-tee") has decreed that in lieu of jail time, twenty-year-old Joshua Breeding and 19-year-old Christopher Lyons can shoot up their own vehicles with paintball guns and then clean them up. The pair were caught after… » 7/20/06 4:30pm 7/20/06 4:30pm

Man Attacks Southern-California Toll Plaza With Pole-Like Device

Some people get a little defensive about their land being covered in toll roads, apparently. 18-year-old Cope Allan Schuyler is one of them, we presume. He grabbed a lane delineator and began smashing toll-booth windows on Orange County's 241 toll-road. And when that wasn't enough mayhem for him, he began taking on… » 7/11/06 12:48am 7/11/06 12:48am

Vandals Strike Gay-Owned Vehicles in Iowa

We have to admit, when we first read that somebody had used shaving cream to stick pictures of naked men on gay-owned cars in Des Moines, we thought it was slightly funny in a ridiculously childish way. Then we read that the cars were all owned by women. And then we read that racial epithets and phalluses were etched… » 6/26/06 3:00pm 6/26/06 3:00pm

Suburban Miscreants Menace Orange County Tires

Anaheim po-po are reporting that at least 40 cars had their tires slashed yesterday in an outbreak of antisocial mayhem that cut a swath out of the Orange Curtain. Well, it didn't magically open a portal to Long Beach, but it did leave a number of OC residents without transpo for a day or so. So far, the hooligan(s)… » 12/29/05 11:12pm 12/29/05 11:12pm

Everyone Booze up and Riot! Roman Teens Take to Torching Cars


While we're liable to have a few too many and pull a pathetic, somewhat Cusackian move like calling our past girlfriends to find out why our most recent amour dumped us, Roman teenagers have taken a different tack, deciding that committing arson against motor vehicles in residential areas is a fine way to cap of a… » 8/10/05 11:13am 8/10/05 11:13am