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    Image of brownie has no witty phrase to add brownie has no witty phrase to add
    06/03/09

    In reply to Giants Fans Trash Porsche 911 After Playoff Defeat
    Let me see if I'm clear on general opinion...


    Beating up on already totalled car at NFL game: evil

    Completely destroying running car at LeMons: all in good fun


    Just clarifying.

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    Image of dculberson dculberson
    06/03/09

    @brownie demands JFG revival: It's a question of permissions.
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    Image of brownie has no witty phrase to add brownie has no witty phrase to add
    06/03/09

    @dculberson: Clearly. Still, since I fall into the "Let's not destroy any cars if we can avoid it" camp, I just don't understand the nuance here. No big deal.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/03/09

    @brownie demands JFG revival: Ever been to a demolition derby?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    06/03/09

    In reply to Giants Fans Trash Porsche 911 After Playoff Defeat
    Damn, that was a really nice Weber grill.
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    Image of Andrew Ian Dodge Andrew Ian Dodge
    06/03/09

    In reply to Giants Fans Trash Porsche 911 After Playoff Defeat
    Unfortunate the cars tank didn't explode with those morons nearby. At least one of them is stupid enough to show his face on camera. Lets hope the police find the cretins and prosecute them to the fullest of the law. Rioting after a win or a loss is just another reason I loath sports and their fans.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/03/09

    @Andrew Ian Dodge: Do you also loath everyone who goes to church because of a few nutjobs? Do you also loath all Muslims because of a few terrorists? Do you also loath all blacks because of a few thugs? Do you also loath all whites because of a few rednecks?

    I could go on, but you get the point.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/03/09

    @engineerd: I hate all blog commenters because of people like Andrew Ian Dodge. If that's wrong I don't want to be right.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/03/09

    In reply to Giants Fans Trash Porsche 911 After Playoff Defeat
    My wife, an accountant, has a few clients who are professional football players. A couple years ago one of them called her and asked why he got a letter from the State of New Jersey for failing to pay taxes there. She said she didn't know and would look into it. She went through his file and couldn't figure out why he would need to pay taxes in New Jersey. She also realized he never got a New York W2 for the game he played against the New York Giants. Finally, after talking to a couple other people, she realized that the Giants play in New Jersey. She came home that day and said, "Did you know the Giants play in New Jersey?" I said yes and that I thought everyone knew that.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    06/03/09

    @engineerd: LOL, I knew that and I'm not even a sports fan. Also, Jimmy Hoffa is buried in the endzone, so excessive celebration penalties in that stadium are technically dancing on someone's grave.
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    Image of AiDonWaiKit AiDonWaiKit
    06/03/09

    @Ash78: Why is anyone a Giants fan in the first place?
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    06/03/09

    @AiDonWaiKit: Maybe they were there to cheer for Barry Bonds, but didn't see him.


    /see, they're dumb people
    //and they have baseball bat at football game

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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    06/03/09

    @engineerd: Does that mean professional athletes must pay taxes in every state they play games? That seems excessive to me. If I go on a business trip, I don't have to file taxes in the destination state.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/03/09

    @Joshman is Turkish Turn 8: Yes because they are not technically employees of the team they play for. They are contractors.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/03/09

    @Ash78: I heard it was the 50 yard line.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    06/03/09

    In reply to Giants Fans Trash Porsche 911 After Playoff Defeat
    I believe the Pathfinder also burned up.


    [giantsfailure.com]

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    Image of InfinitisEnd InfinitisEnd
    06/03/09

    In reply to Giants Fans Trash Porsche 911 After Playoff Defeat
    As ridiculous as this seems right now, I can't help but think that I would probably take a few swings myself had I been there, it's already destroyed so WTH, release some stress.
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    Image of jarmod jarmod
    06/03/09

    @InfinitisEnd: Given that you don't own the car and neither the owner nor his insurance company (if they now own it) gave you permission to 'take a swing', you'd presumably be guilty of at least a property damage misdemeanor, and possibly a felony if someone could be convinced that you did over $400- of damage. Plus you'd be as vicious and hateful as the morons in this video, and I doubt that's really who you are.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/03/09

    @jarmod: Remind me to give a shit.
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Bitch... Must... Die...
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Slightly off-topic, but there's entirely too much beaver cleavage in that lead pic. I'm having trouble keeping my lunch down and libido up.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    And the worst part is, she'd just laid the eggs. So now the car has herpes, too.
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    Image of Jason Shirey Jason Shirey
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Whenever she opens her mouth, whether to speak or insert something, it almost always confirms the fact that she only has two brain cells.


    Paris! I heard you egg'd that car!


    Paris: oh my god, no I didn't, you guys...

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @Jason Shirey: You give her entirely too much credit.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    "we'll always have Paris".... hell. everybody's had Paris....
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    I looked up the word "celebretard"... it had a picture of Paris
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    I still can't figure out why people are fascinated with her.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/13/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Because humans are shallow, stupid creatures.


    This message has been brought to you by the American Misanthropy Society, also known as NAMBLA.

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    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    Shouldn't a Veyron be safely tucked away in a locked, heated garage in the first place?
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    Jagvar was starred Jagvar was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    @Jagvar: And she shoudl be tucked safely away in a mental hospital.


    For our mental health, that is.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
    She threw an egg... at a VEYRON!?


    That's it. She's done. Fucking kill her. End of story. Sniper shot to the head, beheading, don't care. The Veyron at least uses the earth's oxygen to do something useful, Paris just wastes it... and now she's crossed the line.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: (And because we have a lot of new people here... as with all my comments, that is somewhat tongue-in-cheek and exaggerated for dramatic effect. Calm down.)
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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Let a Veyron drag her at 200mph, that would be totally awesome.
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    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir:


    Yes, we must sacrifice her in time for harvest!

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: I see nothing wrong or misleading about your comment.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Obviously your Canadian sensibilities kicked in. For a second there I thought you had moved south.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: No, no, no. Killing is NOT justifiable. Just kidnap her, remove all forms of ID, money and means of communication, and dump her somewhere isolated.....like Terra Del Fuego.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @Jagvar: If we kill Paris Hilton, not only will there be a great harvest, but global warming will reverse itself, cars will suddenly all sprout an extra four cylinders but somehow get twice their previous mpg, all plants on earth will flower simultaneously, clothing will suddenly become optional, and a kitten will scamper singing through a meadow on the way to bringing you a cupcake.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: So I'll have a straight eight in the front and a V12 in the back? Or two eights? Does each engine get four extra cylinders or do we have to split them around the car?


    These are all questions more important than cool naked kitten cupcake flower meadows.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: Nope, that's per engine!! The configuration will also change to your preferred layout. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy a V-8 car so I can have a sweet flat 12 when someone finally offs the bitch.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    @I have a cat that can beat me up: Only 200mph? I say vmax.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: That rivals Martin Luther King. God bless you.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: no, a sniper shot is excessive and not punishment enough for deliberately ruining those cars. i think ms. hilton should be forced to eat the equivalent value of the cars in fried chicken and donuts. i don't think she would egg another car after that.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    @Ln th Jlpchck: Okay, good. W8 in the front, straight 12 in the back.


    Perfect.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @strllng plyr: What happens if you have a rotary?


    /my mind asplode at a car run by 8 rotary engines.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @domino: Cruel and unusual. I like it!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/13/09

    @engineerd: Same here!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/13/09

    @engineerd: Well, I could say they'd go from two to six rotors, but that's a cop-out. My new primary goal in life is to purchase an FD RX-7, take out Paris, and be graced with a two-rotor, four-cylinder Mazda.


    That, that's living.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/13/09

    @engineerd: new rule: if you have a rotary, you get a(n extra) pair of turbos. FD RX-7s? Suddenly quad turbo. How's that, fellas? :)
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    05/13/09

    @engineerd:
    You get this:
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: I want that in my life.
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/13/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: aaannd a hearty click for that...


    Now, if you'll excuse me...

     Reply
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