He is too tall! He gives up because he can not fit!
There's probably only one place in the world where a valet could end up parking ten Bugatti Veyrons in a single night. Monaco, of course.
The Colts' Reggie Wayne dropped off his 2007 Bentley at a valet in Indianapolis on Saturday night. When he went to pick up his baller status ride on Sunday morning, he found it was gone, taken, and drunk driven by the hotel's 21-year-old valet.
Once again proving that Florida is a terrible place to own a car, a local news crew busted a local parking lot owner who took a customer's Corvette and treated it like his own plaything for a couple of days. They even used a helicopter to track the guy because no real news happens in Orlando, apparently.
Dozens of videos were posted on YouTube this year showing a valet at the Hyatt Hotel in downtown St. Louis doing donuts, peeling out, burning out, revving engines and spinning tires in expensive cars. You know, being normal valets.