The Colts' Reggie Wayne dropped off his 2007 Bentley at a valet in Indianapolis on Saturday night. When he went to pick up his baller status ride on Sunday morning, he found it was gone, taken, and drunk driven by the hotel's 21-year-old valet.

Once again proving that Florida is a terrible place to own a car, a local news crew busted a local parking lot owner who took a customer's Corvette and treated it like his own plaything for a couple of days. They even used a helicopter to track the guy because no real news happens in Orlando, apparently.

A Vancouver airport valet who wrecked a 2005 Mercedes SL65 AMG during a Ferris Bueller re-enactment has been ordered to pay a California vintner $20,600 in damages, mostly depreciation. (H/T to Emir and Jon!) [CTV]

Dozens of videos were posted on YouTube this year showing a valet at the Hyatt Hotel in downtown St. Louis doing donuts, peeling out, burning out, revving engines and spinning tires in expensive cars. You know, being normal valets.