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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    03/16/09

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    03/16/09

    @Tanshanomi's Town Car = 125 Jalop points:

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    03/16/09

    @Tanshanomi's Town Car = 125 Jalop points: Damn you, missing preview button!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    The Actress/Model/Waitress/Girlfriend/Whatever business just got harder to break into.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    So are these the ones that made the cut? These are the keepers?
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    Image of Saboth Saboth
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    10 per hour seems really really low for wages in california. Granted, they are just standing around for minutes, then driving a cool car for a few minutes...but still...
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/16/09

    @Saboth: I made $10/hour as a tire monkey in 2002.


    $10/hour is crap for wages these days, but I'm sure these ladies receive generous tips.


    ...well, at least Miss I'm now too hot to do misses' modeling, but not tall enough to do real modeling and now I'm stuck with these shag-nasty hoes does, provided she can reach the pedals.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    Note that you can't see any of these fine "ladies" below hip level.


    This could either be because they've all been cut in half, or it could be a trick to obscure the bulge in their tight pants.


    You decide.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    To be honest, I'd pay extra to have a valet that could drive a stick properly.


    As in a manual transmission, perverts.

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    Image of JaguarChick JaguarChick
    03/16/09

    @Mad_Science:


    When I worked for an executive fleet service the summer after high school, that was a requirement of the job. Completely clean driving record and the ability to drive manual and automatic. I definitely got paid more than ten an hour though.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/16/09

    @JaguarChick: Apparently the guy who roasted my dad's clutch a few years back didn't.


    A6 2.7T with a 6MT, when it was 3 weeks old. He was not pleased.


    Hell, even when I worked as a tire monkey, we had a highschool kid in the shop who couldn't drive a stick.

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    I'd rather have the valet with bad B.O. from Seinfeld park my car.
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    Image of Low and Slow Low and Slow
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    Cut the staff in half?


    Ouch, I guess that dude second from the right is in serious trouble..

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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    03/16/09

    @Greater than a Ford Tempo: Heh. Hehe. Clever display name ya' got there..
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    Image of huevosrancheros huevosrancheros
    03/16/09

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    whoa....


    it is a TARP!!!

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/16/09

    The tarp is for wrapping their bodies in.
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    Image of petersterncan petersterncan
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    They cut their staff in half? Hmmm... I count 5 girls there... half of 5 is 2 1/2.


    So their staff now consists of 2 girls and a female torso?


    Scary...

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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    03/16/09

    @petersterncan: Dead hooker torso, in the trunk.
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    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    03/16/09

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    Unemployment is going up and the Valet Girls are going down? No?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/16/09

    @MarywithanM the Jalopwinch: That was funny on its own. Then I saw who wrote it and laughed even harder.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/16/09

    @engineerd is functionally ЯetardeD: Couldn't've said it better.


    I like "Jalopwinch" too.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    So from the looks of it, there'll be fewer blown trannys in Malibu this year.


    Oh come on, somebody had to call up that meme here.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/16/09

    @Graverobber: Well played.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/16/09

    @Graverobber: Glad it didn't have to be me.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/16/09

    @Graverobber: awesome, keepin it classy.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    I'd let 'em park my grandfather's second car.


    It tries to vibrate itself apart when idling in Drive.


    You see where I'm going for this.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    The last thing I need is for my car to smell of talcum powder.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    03/16/09

    In reply to Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs
    The short one is rather cute.


    The rest look like the Tuesday (afternoon) squad at the strip club.


    Not that I would know these things.

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