Valet Identifies Actress As 'Fat' On Parking Ticket

We've already gone into great detail about why you shouldn't trust a valet. People who usually take the job are young and too immature to get a job working in the stockroom of a Best Buy. Example? Calling a woman fat on a parking ticket she was clearly going to see. » 12/31/12 9:30am 12/31/12 9:30am

Valet Crashes Maserati Under Jeep And Into $200,000 Porsche [VIDEO]

We just received this photo of a Jeep Grand Cherokee, apparently driven by a valet, that managed to vault itself over a Mini and into a Maserati GranTurismo and a vintage Porsche 356 just minutes ago. No one was hurt, but there could be damage to $400,000 worth of cars depending on the specifics of the Porsche. » 4/14/12 12:59am 4/14/12 12:59am

When Ferrari-Smashing Parking Attendants Attack

Continuing our Monday morning Ferrari smash-up meme, check out this Ferrari 575M spotted in L.A. looking like it was taken for a Ferris Bueller-style valet joyride. Unlike the mileage run-up in the movie, this 575M seems to have come back in a noticeably more Cameron Frye-like state of wellness. We'd hoped that Audi A8 » 5/12/08 10:40am 5/12/08 10:40am

Valet Crashes Amputee's Car Into Amputee

A valet at Pensacola's Baptist Hospital probably didn't get a tip when he brought amputee Harold Towne's car through the emergency room's plate glass windows and on top of Mr. Towne's wheelchair. He was, however, given a citation for careless driving. In defense of the valet, he apparently was confused by the car's… » 3/20/07 1:38pm 3/20/07 1:38pm