​Corvette Dash Cam Catches Valet Hitting 50 MPH In Garage

It was just a matter of time and here it is: the first valet to get busted doing bad things to a nice Corvette, all caught on tape by the C7's dash cam and data logger. » 12/15/14 6:35pm 12/15/14 6:35pm

Valet Identifies Actress As 'Fat' On Parking Ticket

We've already gone into great detail about why you shouldn't trust a valet. People who usually take the job are young and too immature to get a job working in the stockroom of a Best Buy. Example? Calling a woman fat on a parking ticket she was clearly going to see. » 12/31/12 9:30am 12/31/12 9:30am

I Used To Be A Valet And Will Never Let One Park My Car, Ever

Valet parking. The name itself just oozes class, sophistication, and convenience. And the best part is that for a nominal fee, you get to forget about the hassles of searching for a parking spot yourself. » 7/17/12 10:30am 7/17/12 10:30am

Valet Crashes Maserati Under Jeep And Into $200,000 Porsche [VIDEO]

We just received this photo of a Jeep Grand Cherokee, apparently driven by a valet, that managed to vault itself over a Mini and into a Maserati GranTurismo and a vintage Porsche 356 just minutes ago. No one was hurt, but there could be damage to $400,000 worth of cars depending on the specifics of the Porsche. » 4/14/12 12:59am 4/14/12 12:59am

Even Scantily-Clad Female Valet Services Are Cutting Jobs

Times are tough when even Valet Girls, a scantily-clad, all-female valet service out of Malibu, California is making layoffs. This story is practically made for misogynistic jokes, but we'll refrain. » 3/16/09 1:00pm 3/16/09 1:00pm

When Ferrari-Smashing Parking Attendants Attack

Continuing our Monday morning Ferrari smash-up meme, check out this Ferrari 575M spotted in L.A. looking like it was taken for a Ferris Bueller-style valet joyride. Unlike the mileage run-up in the movie, this 575M seems to have come back in a noticeably more Cameron Frye-like state of wellness. We'd hoped that Audi A8 » 5/12/08 10:40am 5/12/08 10:40am

Brooklyn Valet Hoons, Kills Audi A8?

It's the worst case scenario. Anyone that's ever left their car with a valet has had this flash in their mind right as the grinning attendant takes the keys and assures that he'll "take care of it." It's the oddly specific fear that the valet is going to take your car on the road, drive it far too hard, and smash it… » 2/04/08 4:30pm 2/04/08 4:30pm

A Guide to Valet Parking Your Ride

[This guide was put together by valet parking expert/Jalopnik commentator M0L0TOV for your edification - ed. note] Once again, the holidays are upon us, parties, shopping, and other social events loom overhead. Some of us that are impatient or don't have the time will see the signs for "valet" and cough up the money… » 11/20/07 4:30pm 11/20/07 4:30pm

Valet Crashes Amputee's Car Into Amputee

A valet at Pensacola's Baptist Hospital probably didn't get a tip when he brought amputee Harold Towne's car through the emergency room's plate glass windows and on top of Mr. Towne's wheelchair. He was, however, given a citation for careless driving. In defense of the valet, he apparently was confused by the car's… » 3/20/07 1:38pm 3/20/07 1:38pm