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Tue Dec 1
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10/15/09
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But it should actually be a pretty good race up until then. #usainbolt
10/15/09
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08/26/09
Whatever. I'm just glad Bolt isn't pretending to be a female and competing in the Women's events. That just isn't sporting.
08/26/09
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08/26/09
[OMBUDSMAN'S NOTE: That was perhaps the douchiest thing on this thread. You should be ashamed. It is NEVER okay to wish harm on someone. Well, sometimes it is (like if they run over your child in a car), but rarely. Out of line and unbecoming.]
08/28/09
Also note that that was my last post of the night, as I promptly fell out of my chair and passed out.
I still think he's an ass though. To stop trying (and start celebrating) 20m before the finish line in Bejing with the whole world watching was truly tasteless, and demonstrated that he didn't care about how fast he ran, or even if he tried his best, only that he beat the other guys.
08/26/09
08/25/09
SLR-Guy,, with more Ferrari !!
Srsly, I think we should keep this picture then photshop it when he wreck this ferrari.
Or for Bonus points, I think some Photoshop Pro should put the slr-guy, the civic guy and the ferrari guy in one Douche 3some
08/26/09
[OMBUDSMAN'S NOTE: Would you say this to Mr. Bolt's face? I doubt it. Srsly.]
08/26/09
Did you see his TopGear interview ?
His ego is so big, he will think you are complementing him !!!
08/26/09
08/26/09
Until Usain does something douche-worthy (no, wrecking an M3 doesn't count), I give him license to shop for whatever sports car he wants.
He gets this Jalop's vote for celebrity hoon of the moment.
08/27/09
[www.thespoof.com]
Do I need to say anything else ???
It's not only me, in the Poll most people voted for him as the smug(est) athelete ..
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And @Navaro: I know he is good so he might have a reason to be proud..
But why are you being so Arrogant ??
08/27/09
I'm supposed to be policing the comments, btw. As in, I am a not just a random commenter douching on you. I could edit your comment if I chose to. I could even ban you. I have done neither. Hope this helps clarify where I'm coming from.
08/25/09
08/25/09
Because the Enzo costs like nine Bagagzillion dollars, and you have to wait for one, while the Cali is in a price range he can afford, and is in-stock???
Do I need to add the word "DUH!" to that statement?
08/26/09
[OMBUDSMAN'S NOTE: Why the needless profanity? That is certainly not going to earn you a star anytime soon. And BTW, we all know that the P4/5 pwns all Enzos.]
08/25/09
Did I do that right?
08/25/09
BOLT: "I need a Ferrari."
SALESGUY: "Oh, and why is that?"
BOLT: "Because I'm the fastest man in the world, and I need the fastest car in the world."
SALESGUY: "Well, in that case, you're at the wrong place - you might need something like a Veyron - if you want the fastest straight-line production car - or a Gumpert - if you want the newly-fastest Nurburgring rcord holder. Ferrari's ain't for you."
BOLT: "Oh???"
SALESGUY: "Yeah... but Ferrari's will still get you more chicks, though, because those other cars are ugly f*cks."
BOLT: "F*ckin-A, skippy... then I DEF still want a Ferrari!"
SALESGUY: "OK, but you know, I've seen your driving - that Bimmer you hooned into a ditch... tsk, tsk... you don't wanna do that with a 430 or a 599, trust me - you'll be a dead man."
BOLT: "So... what are you saying?"
SALESGUY: "We're gonna sell you a Ferrari, but might have to put a governor on it."
BOLT: "Wha...?"
SALESGUY: "Yeppers... look, we don't want you over-hooning one of our cars - it would look bad for us - so we'll sell you one, but it can't go 0-60 in less than 7 or 8 seconds, and we'll max it out at, let's say, 90MPH."
BOLT: "WTF???"
SALESGUY: "Sorry, we're on strict orders from the factory after that whole Eriksson thing... you understand."
BOLT: "Oh."
Salesguy: "How abut this California over here? This'll pretty much meet the criteria without us having to any modifications at all."
:)
08/26/09
[OMBUDSMAN'S NOTE: And that my friends, is why he is a Star. /golf clap.]
08/26/09
08/26/09
A good one, but from the previous day, technically...oh, and I think they don't count replies...
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08/25/09
"Hey mon, iz dat you in that you in dat car? Gee what a waste of majinery."
08/25/09
When will we get an edit our comments button?
08/25/09
08/26/09
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