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    Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    Cool, I'm in desperate need of an oil change and my car uses 5W30 anyway!
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    Hmmm...looks like I need to purchase a video recording machine...
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    This sounds like fun. If I wasn't inundated with projects, I'd probably participate.


    Maybe I'll just send in a clip of myself cursing beneath a bleeding transfer case.

     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/18/09

    @danio3834: You'll probably win with that, and rightly so.
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    Image of Mr4Runner Mr4Runner
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    What a shitty prize.
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    03/19/09

    @Mr4Runner: Hey, life isn't all cheeseburgers and blowjobs - although, it should be.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    I never new Gene Hackman played a race car driver called Jack Roush.

    I´m gonna hire him to do a supporting act role for my 2 min. film. (BTW this enormous generous, or is it GeneRoush , price will be shipped to Brazil too?)
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    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    There's an old Opel by my apartment that I lust after every day, I think it's an Opel Monza and I like, get all tickly in my manparts every time I see it.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    Me, make a video! Har, har har.


    I could be "Schm-the Jalopnik Gigolo." Worst movie ever.

     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    Since I will be judging I highly recommend fast cars and lots of boobies in your videos for the win.


    That is all

     Reply
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    Why did he sign his name with "USA" under it?
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    03/18/09

    @bpapa9013: because you're a terrorist if you don't.
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    03/18/09

    @bpapa9013: Jack Roush's middle name is America!
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    Image of Braff Braff
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    what if I wanted to make a video that I was an AutoBlog guy (a la PC vs Mac)...


    It would be 36 unedited hours of me sitting on my porch yelling at people to get off my lawn.

     Reply
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03/18/09

    @BrAff: WHAT AR EYOU BRAFFA HONDA LOVING NEWB


    GET OFF MY INTERWEBS AND DRIVE YER RICER LA LA LA LA LA I"M NOT SMART CUZ I DRIVES AMERIKAN LA LA LA LA

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/18/09

    @BrAff: That would be Huntington Beach Alexanderplatz,/i>
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    Image of Braff Braff
    03/18/09

    @Graverobber: and by "porch", I mean small patio that is a barely contained "no douchebag zone"...
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    Image of bluecoupe bluecoupe
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    What's with the GT-R on the Roush branded oil? What does Jack Roush have to do with the Nissan GT-R?
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    03/18/09

    @bluecoupe: Especially since the GTR spec's Mobil 1.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    Would a video of me banging various females in different rare and exotic cars while chugging breakfast scotch contend?


    If so, I'll run it past my girlfriend and see what she thinks.

     Reply
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    03/18/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis: I think the evil overlords of YouTube would eat that video, but give it a try.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/18/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis: A video of anyone successfully copulating in a Smartfor2 would instantly win in my book.
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/18/09

    @bpapa9013: But you have to keep all the windows rolled up and both doors closed for the duration.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/18/09

    @Andrew Didorosi: We'll always have PornoTube. Or XTube. or Red Tube. I think you got the idea.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/18/09

    @Syrax: YouPorn?
     Reply
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    i fail at this without even trying.


    my guess is ash or graverobber will win again

     Reply
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/18/09

    @damnelantra™: You can help me brainstorm for my video if you want, I'll give you the prize if we win anything...


    As much as I would enjoy burning it, the fumes would probably be bad for me.


    [see post above]

     Reply
    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/18/09

    @damnelantra™: You can't win if you don't play.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    03/18/09

    @damnelantra™: Same here. Try as I might, I am not the mightiest of Jalops, and frankly, I could give a fuck if Jack Roush signed a bottle of oil. I'd use it on my next oil change, just to give Mustang fanboys something to cry about (see also: the Ohgr album I have signed by Ogre that Skinny Puppy fans don't think I deserve to own).
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/18/09

    @TV's Paul Y.: As would I. Rock on.
     Reply
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    I'm going to film myself humping a Volvo for two minutes.
     Reply
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    03/18/09

    @JCWhitless - I'm totally Re-Starded: Pretty confident there. I give you 30-seconds, tops.
     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/18/09

    @JCWhitless - I'm totally Re-Starded: What model?


    Answer carefully or die.

     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/18/09

    In reply to Big Video Contest: Show Us Your Jalopnik, Win Fabulous Roush Prizes!
    Like Jalopnik doesn't already take enough of my life!

    Wait, I don't have a life.

    That's alright, then.
     Reply
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