There's a little known service in America. For a small fee, you can apply a sticker, called a "stamp," to a piece of paper and send it anywhere in the nation. This is known as "the mail." Now there are stickers that look like cars you can put on these sheets of paper. Color us excited.

Next time you find yourself in traffic court, here's an excuse you can try: I can't be prosecuted because traffic laws don't apply to me!

Even the U.S. Postal Service thinks Floridians are bonkers. This year alone, there have been eight completely unrelated incidents where someone crashed a car into a post office. But that statistic only covers Central Florida. The rest of the state is another story.