This Nude Unicyclist Was Arrested Trying To Cross A Bridge

As a native Texan, the phrase "Don't Mess With Texas" was drilled into my brain to mean something analogous to "Keep Highways Beautiful" because of its use in an anti-littering ad campaign. Joseph Farley didn't litter while crossing a bridge in Kemah on a unicycle Wednesday afternoon, but he did "Mess With Texas" by… »5/10/12 2:30pm5/10/12 2:30pm