Watch These Models Make Motorcycles Out Of Their Bodies

Wanna know what's sexy? Motorbikes made from living, yoga-posed human bodies. All you have to do is have four or five people strip naked, find a body painter to do them up, and have them assume contortionist poses for several minutes as the camera snaps away. » 10/12/12 5:30pm 10/12/12 5:30pm

Garbage Men Throw Out A Motorcycle Because They Think It's A Couch

Joseph Morning parks his covered motorcycle on the street outside his North Carolina home every single night. But one morning, his girlfriend walked outside to find it gone. » 10/10/12 3:00pm 10/10/12 3:00pm

The Crazy, Cantankerous And Sometimes Crash-y World Of Three-Wheel Cars

There's a maxim we have used here at Jalopnik for many years: four wheels good, two wheels bad. Why do we say this? To put it simply: safety. Cars are inherently more stable than bikes, and they offer greater protection to their driver and passengers. That's why the motorcycle crashes that get posted here tend to be… » 10/06/12 12:00pm 10/06/12 12:00pm

Watch A Motorcycle Rider Land On His Feet After A Crash

Motorcycle crashes usually look pretty gnarly. This guy hits a car, rolls over the hood Starsky & Hutch style, and lands on his feet with minor injuries. » 10/03/12 3:00pm 10/03/12 3:00pm

The Dallas Cop Who Arrested A Biker With A Helmet Cam Has Been Suspended

Justice has been served, and this time on behalf of a biker who claimed he had been wrongfully arrested during a group ride on Memorial Day. » 9/26/12 4:00pm 9/26/12 4:00pm

Did Police Use Excessive Force Shutting Down This Motorcycle Rally?

The 10th annual Streetfighterz Ride of the Century in St. Louis was filled with the same typical dumb stunts you see at any highway superbike meet up. When the police tried to cut everyone off with a roadblock, things got out of hand. » 9/20/12 3:40pm 9/20/12 3:40pm

You Won’t Believe A Motorcycle Rider Survived This Crash

When one sport bike rider doesn't see a trailer in front of him in the road, the ensuing crash is unbelievably destructive. Watch the video and you won't believe he got away with just a broken arm and a broken leg. » 9/18/12 2:20pm 9/18/12 2:20pm

How To Look Like An Awesome Badass In Front Of A Google Street View Car

Thatius is a true Jalopnik reader and, as such, he couldn't help himself when he saw a Google Street View car coming in his direction. How to immortalize yourself on a search engine's map? Pop a wheelie on your bike. » 9/17/12 10:15am 9/17/12 10:15am

Despite Appearances, This Biker Chick Did Not End Up In Joe Biden's Lap

Vice President Joe Biden didn't really get fresh with a black leather-clad biker chick while he was trolling for votes at an Ohio campaign event this weekend; he just sat kind of close to her. » 9/10/12 5:30pm 9/10/12 5:30pm

In This Electric Motorcycle Lies The Future Of Hoonage

I've seen the future, and it's a grim place for hoons like you and me. Cameras will monitor our speed. Congestion will reduce our opportunities to drive fast. Our own vehicles will report driver behavior back to the authorities. Hell, it's 2012 and it'd be socially unacceptable to enjoy our vehicles' performance even… » 8/30/12 2:00pm 8/30/12 2:00pm

Motorcycle Rider Breaks Ribs, Punctures Lung, Finishes Race

This Ironman racer in last weekend's Best in the Desert race from Vegas to Reno crashed on mile 520 of 534. He broke three ribs and punctured his left lung. Within two minutes he was back on his bike. What a badass. » 8/29/12 4:00pm 8/29/12 4:00pm

Guy Will Trade ‘Awesome Babe Magnet' Dirt Bike For Samurai Sword

If you have "land, rope swings, samurai swords or any cool shit," this $15,900 dirt bike could be yours. According to the seller, they're "a small price to pay to get fine ass bitches." » 8/22/12 6:00pm 8/22/12 6:00pm

The 'Super Jew' Motorcycle Helmet Is For The Hebrew Hoon

There are two hours left to buy this vintage motorcycle helmet with "Super Jew" graphics both left and right. If you are a Heeb who likes to hoon, it should be perfect for you. » 8/15/12 5:30pm 8/15/12 5:30pm

Here’s A Truck Driver Hitting A Low Bridge And Almost Killing A Biker

Yes, truck drivers do hit those low bridges. Here is a truck transporting a crane striking a low overpass in Russia, nearly getting the biker behind it killed. » 8/06/12 4:00pm 8/06/12 4:00pm

Why The World's Deadliest Race Could Never Happen Again

Try and guess the deadliest motorsports race in the world. Was it the German Grand Prix when it was held on the Nurburgring Nordschleife? Not even close. The Dakar Rally? You're still way off. The World Rally Championship, particularly the fatality-prone Group B series? Think again. » 8/05/12 10:30am 8/05/12 10:30am